Looks like Klopp gave Slot a headsup.
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OK, has anyone seen a photo of that machine that DOESN’T have Mo Salah in it?
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Funny thing about the coffee machine is I remember reading something by Stam about the coffee bar at Milan’s training ground being by itself a measure of how much better taken care of the players were than at Utd and made any bad feelings about being pushed out dissolve 
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Says a lot about how cosseted some of these prima donnas are.
Is a coffee machine really so important?
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I think it is a little more basic than free coffee. Mo could go get a coffee, but then he could probably just go home. It creates an easy social centre for the players between sessions.
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Between 7:35 and 8:15 in the morning, there is nothing more important than the coffee machine.
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Only if you’re an addict. 
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It is. Did you note that Mo seems to be quicker this season.
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Well of course I’m a caffeine addict - is most of the world.
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FIFY
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15th century turkey really is a bastion of neoliberalism.
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Can’t I just enjoy my coffee without being lectured?
It’s bad enough that I’ve had to give up tobacco, marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy, speed, LSD, magic mushrooms, 90% of my alcohol intake, red meat, chocolate, cheese and crisps.
Let me at least enjoy this one last pleasure!
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Oh ignore him
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Wait a minute. They have not told you yet that breathing will kill you? 
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Living is a 100% certain cause of death.
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I am with Bekloppt…
I know it’s an addiction but I’m not focusing on fuck all without.
It is the most important of the least important things in life… …with apologies to Kloppo
The others I can understand, but marijuana? Who’s made you give THAT up? That is cruel and unusual punishment!