OK, has anyone seen a photo of that machine that DOESN’T have Mo Salah in it?
Funny thing about the coffee machine is I remember reading something by Stam about the coffee bar at Milan’s training ground being by itself a measure of how much better taken care of the players were than at Utd and made any bad feelings about being pushed out dissolve 
Says a lot about how cosseted some of these prima donnas are.
Is a coffee machine really so important?
I think it is a little more basic than free coffee. Mo could go get a coffee, but then he could probably just go home. It creates an easy social centre for the players between sessions.
Between 7:35 and 8:15 in the morning, there is nothing more important than the coffee machine.
Only if you’re an addict. 
It is. Did you note that Mo seems to be quicker this season.
Well of course I’m a caffeine addict - is most of the world.
FIFY
15th century turkey really is a bastion of neoliberalism.
Can’t I just enjoy my coffee without being lectured?
It’s bad enough that I’ve had to give up tobacco, marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy, speed, LSD, magic mushrooms, 90% of my alcohol intake, red meat, chocolate, cheese and crisps.
Let me at least enjoy this one last pleasure!
Oh ignore him
Wait a minute. They have not told you yet that breathing will kill you? 
Living is a 100% certain cause of death.
I am with Bekloppt…
I know it’s an addiction but I’m not focusing on fuck all without.
It is the most important of the least important things in life… …with apologies to Kloppo
The others I can understand, but marijuana? Who’s made you give THAT up? That is cruel and unusual punishment!
When you get to my age a whole morning looking for your keys is the norm. No need to make it worse 