Arne Slot - Head Coach

You really can’t go past NT News for headlines. The greatest being “Best Man left bleeding after being hit in the head by flying dildo”

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Nah the NT is so full of ferals that just straight reporting leads to crazy headlines; no witticisms necessary. Folk in the NT aren’t the best at anything except being drongos.

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“It’s been remarked by people with knowledge of the situation that early July might be the time when fans get to hear from Slot for the first time.”

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Is he on holiday? If not, he might be too busy working though all the data on the squad.

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https://x.com/LewisSteele_/status/1798771189675950311

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That last line would be something @Flobs would say and @cynicaloldgit would drag him over the coals for it.

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https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1799483420407402746

edit… interesting read about our new assistant coach. just use google translate

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https://x.com/AnythingLFC_/status/1800898447966630294

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He’s only been in the job 2 weeks. What a slacker!!!

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The hairstyle of Pep but the work ethic of Rick Parry…

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The picture isn’t very clear, but it looks like he’s wearing a Rolex Daytona there.

Chav.

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:see_no_evil:

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Give him another 8 years with LFC and he will be having a haggard, wrinkled and a grey bald head. :see_no_evil: :smiley:

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You people have noticed the bald guy, but not the… :man_shrugging:

Yeah…

:joy: :shushing_face:

:eggplant:

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Apparently one of the backroom guys Slot wanted to bring in has been denied a work permit, and another has opted to stay at Feyenoord instead.

I read 7 backroom guys left at the end of the season, and so far we’ve only been able to bring in 2 to replace them…

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We might not operate with the exact number of staff as previous.

We do have more people in the in between sector and some newly created roles.

These things take a bit of time, it’s all happening right now behind the scenes.

“That was also the reason why he always stayed in the stands during matches in Rotterdam, where he succeeded Marino Pusic, who left for Shakhtar Donetsk,” the report stated.

“Reijnen was also not officially given the position of assistant coach in Rotterdam, but the title ‘analyst & technical staff advisor’.”

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