Artificial Intelligence

Its very good at that stuff.

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I asked Claude to write a short text about LFC. I thought it might save time when posting on here.
This is the result:

Here you go:


Liverpool Football Club. The greatest institution in the history of human civilisation. Yes, I’m including the Renaissance.

Some people say we talk about the past too much. Those people are wrong. When you’ve got five — FIVE — European Cups, you don’t just mention it occasionally. You work it into every conversation. Job interview? “I’m a team player, much like the 1977 European Cup winning side.” First date? “You have beautiful eyes. Not as beautiful as the 1984 penalty shootout, but still.”

Jurgen left, and yes, we cried. All of us. Grown men, weeping into our scarves. But we move on. We always move on — usually straight to the next manager who we immediately declare the best in the world.

Every August, something magical happens. Pure, unshakeable belief floods through every Liverpool supporter on earth. This is our year. It is ALWAYS our year. Even in the years it isn’t our year, it was basically our year and the referee ruined it.

Anfield on a European night? There is nothing — NOTHING — on this planet like it. The hairs on the back of your neck stand up, the whole ground shakes, and opposing teams suddenly remember urgent appointments elsewhere.

We’re not deluded. We’re not obsessed.

We’re Liverpool. And we’ll never walk alone. :red_circle:


YNWA! :soccer_ball:

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Five?
Claude doesn’t know much, does he?

Of course, the rest of it is entirely correct. After weeping into my scarf, I wrung it out into a vessel of the purest crystal and had it blessed by the most venerable monk I could lay my hands on.

But Claude is right. This will be our season. The one where actually look forward to watching our beloved LFC. And I really don’t care if we win anything . Not this season anyway.

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Started using it at work officially, I’ve used it extensively on my own before but now we’ve been given company accounts (I’m a software engineer).
Caveat is we have to mention in the application code that we produce that we’ve used it with a [generated] tag.

I don’t trust this process. Something fishy about it.

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Really makes you want to firebomb a data centre, doesn’t it?

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Still, it’s not noticeably inferior to my usual output.

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