Aurelien Tchouameni (DM/CM) AS Monaco

Yeah but he wants to go to Real, and Klopp has only signed players that want to be at Anfield

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Just offer him to United for €100m.

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Klopp’s pursued Mbappe though, same situation

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It sure is. We’ve got your player’s heart and head, so we’ll now bully you into a much lower fee.

Tell them to fucking do one, Monaco. If I was their SD I’d immediately scrap the deal and make it known that we will not deal with any team that tries to piss them about.

Then I’d sell to Liverpool, cos I’m a closet red.

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I meant Euros.

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It’s a bit risky to play, Monaco made CL so I assume their target has been reached, we know he agreed with both clubs I don’t think the desire is massively for one club over the other.

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Why?

Not exactly, they will be in the qualification stage.

Was he “back up” or was he just Edwards’ prefered target and someone Klopp had to be talked around into pursuing.

@RedOverTheWater has already written the beginnings of the song for him

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Elon Musk is the new Chairperson of Real

Because he agreed terms with both.

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Well they have a chance and if not they will play in Europe, I don’t think financially they are as buggered as they were and it doesn’t really matter if Madrid won’t pay what they suggested they would.

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Never seen him play.
If he wants to come here great. If he don’t then no worries we’ll go get someone else.

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It’s very impressive IMO.

And also this. There are thousands of footballers in the world. Tchou is a talent, but it wasn’t meant to be.

There are many talented footballers in the world.

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I thought he is the right sided attacker.

On a separate note, it would be nice if Monaco reports Real to UEFA for breaching sporting integrity.

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Not really. Carlo used him there a fair amount down the stretch but that was a case of filling in gaps and accommodating the limitations of the rest of the squad. He is a hard running CM and so was put on the right largely because of an absence of other good options, but also because by asking him to work hard without the ball it adds an extra body to the midfield to help protect Kroos and Modric.

It’s actually a good example of the sort of for the moment pragmatism Carlo has come to employ, a big turn for a one time Sachi acolyte.

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Interesting… Too expensive for craplacticos…

…and I can’t think of any shite pun right now… Not Tchouameni ideas in my thick head.

They could try but, if the lad has had his head turned and started mentally moving then Real just tell him to put the pressure on Monaco to accept a lower price.

Just a negotiating tactic. Seen it time and again.

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Is anyone tracking flight radar yet? If not we’re not exactly getting silly season off to a good start, are we?

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