For the Blackpool Dance Festival? What he is into ballroom dancing too!?
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No, he’s going on his mate’s stag do. 
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For those who’ve seen him play how high do you rate him? This could be quite promising if it goes through.
Define “play.” And “seen.”
10/10. Absolutely guaranteed to be a world beater. The next Stevie G.
(Saw him play once)
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Never heard of him but apparently going Real
He should be made to stand on the half way line for the start of the Champions League final. We score, he has to move five paces towards our half. Madrid score, five paces towards theirs.
He signs for whichever team’s half he’s in at the end of the game.
The Tchouamenimeter.
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Same for Taki but on the other sideline.
The Tchouameniminaminometer.
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Tchouamenimeters now I think, mate.
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Typical lawyer, so much fuss just to say he signs for the winner…
But with added entertainment and suspense.
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So is this some journalists are saying we are favourites others have Real Madrid and is there anything decent within these journalists?
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I’m sure you will bill it by the foot, too 
Our scouts indirectly watch YouTube footage, so YouTube is obviously a suitable medium to judge a players ability.
He is much more suited to Liverpools style, looks good in red, shit in white.
How do you indirectly watch YouTube?
Out of the corner of your eye 
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Simple, the footage they watch is the same footage that YouTubers use for the most part.
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So, who is Barry the backseatman, and what does he know?
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