Billionaire Baloney

Now I understand the problem. I’m talking about my sister in law and her Trumpist husband. They’ve already got two kids.

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I would formally like to rescind my offer of helping them spend their money

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What the…Did they like rent a medium-sized country for a week?

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Yeah, it is a fantastical sum for a high society weddding ! :rofl:

I mean, in Norway it’s a media story if one of our billionaires spent 1-2 millions on such extravaganza, but that is in Norwegian kroner !!!
A hundred million is more than a billion Norwegian kroner, it is absolutely a bonkers sum of money :face_with_spiral_eyes: It’s more than a royal wedding would cost in my country at least.

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OI!

I’ve been his biggest fan since his middlesborough days. Get in line and wait your turn to apease him with adulation

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This is probably something only for the gamers among us, Elon was caught cheating by the gaming community. And when someone like Asmon speaks out about it, it goes viral :rofl::joy:

The comments are hilarious tbf :joy:

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“You will never be Henry Cavill, Elon.”

lol

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Yep, complete fraud. It’s funny that he’s been so publically shown to be a fraud here but you can take this and apply it to his life.

Rich man gets people to do things for him then takes the credit for their performance.

What a tiny little man.

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Not related to Musk, but that standup is amazing for how quickly he develops new material to respond to the day to day shit going on.

Within a couple of days of a big story he goes live with a new 10-15 minutes about. It’s remarkable given how stand ups usually operate

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And, without looking, I predict that there will be at least one comment saying ‘Very funny, and without the need to use any bad language. Well done, young man’

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Inner Brian Clough at work here.

After Elon was caught by the gaming community, he now thinks it would be a good idea to start a fight with Asmongold. Well, he probably underestimates Asmon’s reach. Elon may be able to influence some things on x, but not on Twitch and Youtube etc. This is going to be fun…

https://x.com/Asmongold/status/1879929652380385485

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The hilarious part is the “readers added context” part:

I wonder how long before it gets censored out.

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This is all so embarrassing for our species.

don't want to live on this planet anymore

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I have no idea what this means.

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Neither does Elon, but at least he got strong opinions on it

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Are you an arms warrior Kölsch?

I was decent at Lemmings, that’s my gaming expertise.

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