‘When did this come in?’
Fucking genius.
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Dear Dad and Mum, as per Craig’s email, I am the Singaporean son you never knew you had. I don’t know whether I am the best son but I think I can marry better than your daughter did.
Yours Sincerely,
Gas 'The Bird ’ band
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Now I understand the problem. I’m talking about my sister in law and her Trumpist husband. They’ve already got two kids.
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I would formally like to rescind my offer of helping them spend their money
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What the…Did they like rent a medium-sized country for a week?
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Yeah, it is a fantastical sum for a high society weddding !
I mean, in Norway it’s a media story if one of our billionaires spent 1-2 millions on such extravaganza, but that is in Norwegian kroner !!!
A hundred million is more than a billion Norwegian kroner, it is absolutely a bonkers sum of money 
It’s more than a royal wedding would cost in my country at least.
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OI!
I’ve been his biggest fan since his middlesborough days. Get in line and wait your turn to apease him with adulation
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