Unlike other clubs we complete the signings before announcing them.
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Fixed it for you 
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Ancelotti won’t manage another CL finalist. Can quote me on that.
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Can we have a lean poll now?
One thing that excites me is looking at his goals from last season he scores all sorts.
A nice 
up
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Okay, I’m not quoting this for praise or claiming i’m ITK or anything. I wrote this 4 days and 500 posts ago. I also wrote 3 days ago that it probably wouldn’t happen before the weekend.
I ‘knew’ this because I applied a bit of common sense to what had been released from the first journos reporting on it. Not waiting for clickbait master Romano.
If we’ve learned anything here, it’s listen to Joyce and Joyce only and read between the lines of why he’s tweeting what he’s tweeting and you won’t go far wrong.
Of course he could still fail his medical, which is why that if is in there 
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He’s a handsome young man isn’t he.
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Well of course Klopp spoke to him 
“I liked the way you played against us in both games, we’re signing you up kid…enjoy your summer.”
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I wonder what (or in what way) VVD talked. Listen, we want you at Liverpool, understood?
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There are times when I’m afraid that Klopp might call me and ask me to do something silly like sing some Limp Bizkit song in the middle of one of the most crowded squares in one of Europe’s biggest towns, wearing nothing but that Borat “mankini”. And how could I say no to him?!
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I’d prefer a well built one to support his epic frame?
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2/2 
, @SixpenceNun seems to have some sources in Portugal 
It’s that time of year again when I need advice on how to deal with endless, raging trouser pingers.
Anyone??
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Looking forward to the community shield Nunez first game.