Darwin Núñez (FW) Benfica

What if TAN passed around the basket and drummed up some moolah?

I’m sure many of us would pay for that footage.

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@PeachesEnRegalia can give you a hand.

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Reddit has sources in Portugal. I just have reddit :rofl::sweat_smile:

I need time and more photos to really make a serious evaluation, but on the surface it looks like we have finally have replaced Emre Can’s hair. A different style, and not quite as perfectly refined, but I think the raw hair talent is there.

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A fundraiser for TAN :thinking:

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Yep agree be super interesting to see what his hairdresser can bring to the table and how his hair settles in with the local stylists.

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And a bum.

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Park the bus didn’t work very well considering we had about 8 chances. Sorry to be a bug bear but park the bus is when you create nothing or very little.

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I am very impressed with this. Less with Nunez himself, as I really haven’t seen the lad enough to have developed an independent thought on him, but more for the calm and focused way they’ve gone about responding to the prospect of losing Mane and/or Salah. It all makes me feel a lot less concerned about losing a player I liked so much and brought so much to the squad.

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Open your flies. Pressure release is all gold.

Given that the A Bola tweet further up syncs exactly with Joyce’s tweet, then we know the appearance based bonuses with thresholds of 10 games (€5m) and 60 games(€10m) is almost certainly going to be achieved. In less than 2 seasons. So I see this as a minimum €90m deal.

What the makeup of the performance based bonuses is is anyone’s guess.

I’m not bothered about the fee regardless of how it’s structured. He’s on a sensible wage which is the important thing.

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Protects us against him being utter garbage I guess.

There is a pressure point just below each of your ankles that can help with that. On the inside of your foot, just between the two bones that make up the ankle joint. Not sure why it works. Something to do with restricting the blood flow, maybe there is an artery there or something…

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do it jewish GIF

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Why Chester, why not John Lenon?

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Closer to where we do our medicals.

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I’ve missed this

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And the flight radar :blush:

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Ever been to Chester or Liverpool? First impressions :wink:

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