Nevada to release results at 5pm (UK time) today.
Gonna split my sides laughing if it is the penultimate state called to put Biden over the top…
So apparently Donny ain’t at all prepared for the legal fights he has been telegraphing for days…
That responsibility fell to Mr Middle East Peace, Jared Kushner, the billionaire who is perhaps even less capable than Donald.
Anyways, Jared, like he has his whole life, did three-fifths of fuck all since the entire joint was walking around these last months actually believing in the fake news crap, and they are now scrambling to fight battles on many fronts with any Lionel Hutz they can find.
I should add, this was a talking head statement on CNN, but it makes perfect sense given the way Trump has approached things his entire life, particularly the fact he is pathologically incapable of countenancing that word…loser.
This is more satisfying than I anticipated.
Oh…and Mike Pence (presumably with Mother’s permission) is on a tele-thon drive to get as much money from as many rubes as possible to fund the above!!! The Trump campaign is…wait for it…broke!!!
Aaaand…all the rats are backing away slowly as they think about how the fuck they can explain that Trump Administration (2016-2020) on their CV.
The best, Jerry!!!
The BEST!
Top post, this.
(Haven’t figured out how to post a youtube video on here yet…)
@Arminius in response to that long post…
Fucking hell. It really isn’t meant to be like this.
Have you ever heard of or sensed any of this type of nonsense in Canada?? I certainly haven’t had even a sniff in Australia or the UK…
What is it about American democracy that allows this to happen? Is this that frontier mentality at play, which seems to infect everything else? Or is it the extreme individualism @KY_TNRed spoke about the other day?
Rhetorical questions, I guess…but fuck, that is very upsetting to read.
Just copy the link into the reply field, it should embed automatically.
Is that the browser link?
Now that’s a weasel I’m utterly scared of.
You did just fine 
I edited it to try help out, but then cologne-liverpool figured it out 
Excellent trolling of the trump snowflakes!
I fecking love that Scooby Doo clip.
It just works.