Me dear olâ Mum fecking LOVES the Windsors.
Hates pedos and bludgers, thoughâŚ
It is quite confusing, if Iâm honest.
Reduced to brioche. Donât let anyone convince you that cost of living isnât a thing in Australia.
Interestingly, Marie-Antoinette said âLet them eat Briocheâ rather than cake. That is, if she said it at all.
So this maybe the start of some kind of Cockatoo uprising, which is a scary thought.
Important update (really should be in the breaking news or world thread) but Iâll let the Antipodean lovers get it first hot-off-the-press:
The New South Wales environment minister, Penny Sharpe, announced on Tuesday evening that the bird had âbeen safely captured by wildlife rescuers after spending way too long in Macarthur Squareâ.
âMickey is being assessed by experts. We hope Mickey will be flying free by tomorrow,â she said before thanking âeveryone who rallied to help Mickeyâ.