Me dear olâ Mum fecking LOVES the Windsors.
Hates pedos and bludgers, thoughâŚ
It is quite confusing, if Iâm honest.
Reduced to brioche. Donât let anyone convince you that cost of living isnât a thing in Australia.
Interestingly, Marie-Antoinette said âLet them eat Briocheâ rather than cake. That is, if she said it at all.
So this maybe the start of some kind of Cockatoo uprising, which is a scary thought.
Important update (really should be in the breaking news or world thread) but Iâll let the Antipodean lovers get it first hot-off-the-press:
The New South Wales environment minister, Penny Sharpe, announced on Tuesday evening that the bird had âbeen safely captured by wildlife rescuers after spending way too long in Macarthur Squareâ.
âMickey is being assessed by experts. We hope Mickey will be flying free by tomorrow,â she said before thanking âeveryone who rallied to help Mickeyâ.
Only in Australia eh - Adult Star at that :0)
Havenât they fucked off home yet?
And back to actual important news,
Doesnât sound great - have you tried one?
It doesnât appeal at all.
Of course it doesnât. Nothing Australian does.
Apart from a Barossa Shiraz and Kylieâs ass.
You could take me to both of those places.
Vegemite and alcohol. Sounds like a delicious combination 
Youâd have to be pissed to eat Vegemite in the first place.
Most predictable post ever.
I think the idea is to enjoy the vegemite, and then get pissed.
Keep up old man 
To do so, you have to be drunk.
This is going to be a cyclical argument. Which came first: drunkenness or Vegemite?
Thatâs easy: people were getting drunk way before Vegemite was invented.
Well there is no point in continuing this discussion, as you clearly have the greater experience