Interestingly, Marie-Antoinette said “Let them eat Brioche” rather than cake. That is, if she said it at all.
So this maybe the start of some kind of Cockatoo uprising, which is a scary thought.
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Important update (really should be in the breaking news or world thread) but I’ll let the Antipodean lovers get it first hot-off-the-press:
The New South Wales environment minister, Penny Sharpe, announced on Tuesday evening that the bird had “been safely captured by wildlife rescuers after spending way too long in Macarthur Square”.
“Mickey is being assessed by experts. We hope Mickey will be flying free by tomorrow,” she said before thanking “everyone who rallied to help Mickey”.
Only in Australia eh - Adult Star at that :0)
Haven’t they fucked off home yet?
And back to actual important news,
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Doesn’t sound great - have you tried one?
It doesn’t appeal at all.
Apart from a Barossa Shiraz and Kylie’s ass.
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You could take me to both of those places.
Vegemite and alcohol. Sounds like a delicious combination 
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You’d have to be pissed to eat Vegemite in the first place.
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Most predictable post ever.
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I think the idea is to enjoy the vegemite, and then get pissed.
Keep up old man 
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To do so, you have to be drunk.
This is going to be a cyclical argument. Which came first: drunkenness or Vegemite?
That’s easy: people were getting drunk way before Vegemite was invented.
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Well there is no point in continuing this discussion, as you clearly have the greater experience
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Those hot pants in the ‘I’m spinning around’ video
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There hasn’t been a LNP leader I hate more than Peter Dutton. A proper right-wing populist. I just find him and his ideas absolutely repulsive. Usually LNP play at least close to the centre ground but not this chap.
And to think he’s on track to win the next election…
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heard someone refer to him the other day as voldermoort
genius.
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Complete opposite to left wing Albo so we are faced with extremes.
Albo is starting to struggle and prepare for life post politics in the waterfront. Don’t blame him.
But Dutton is no chance. Albo will be re elected with a reduced majority before eventually fucking off before the following election after being knifed internally (arch rival Plebisek) when the polls get worse.
He heads to a life of riches on Boards and
other jobs for the boys like most pollies.
As I would too.