Don’t forget the cornetto advert
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Dr Nick said he passed his medical with flying colours
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Thank goodness for that. I thought he might suffer from Bonus Eruptus.
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We’re signing a dribbling machine.
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Isn’t that just @cynicaloldgit
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That’s ageism.
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No it’s cynicism.
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He certainly looks like his dad.
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I thought it was Bayern Munich that signed the dribbling machine :0)
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The noise I made after reading that was apparently weird enough for the misses to come in to check on me 
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I’m nervous because he’s Italian.
Not all Italians are mafioso.
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No, but they are often homesick mummy’s boys according to Stereotyping Foreigners for Dummies.
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Read the next chapter. It says “to treat a lonely italian boy give them a big bowl of pasta topped with Dolmio sauce and they will feel back at home”
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Yeah, nobody makes good Bolognese quite like the Anglosphere…
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The best pasta he’ll ever have had
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From those pics it does not appear signing him will hurt the team’s WAG game at all.
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had to go back and look at the picture again…i didnt even notice she was there at a first glance… 