It’s calculated on the ‘plastic club index’; aka done in such a way as to make it look like we are spending way more than we are and to give a whataboutery for Cheaty and Chelsea to claim they aren’t spending way more than everyone else
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Much more realistic. Other number was probably supposed to be in different currency and/or with all bonuses met.
Ditto
Most time spent listening to Mo at the coffee pod
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ACFC put up a great summary of why Wirtz will be awesome for Liverpool. He’s an elite offensive talent. We are gonna score lots of goals next season!
Let me say now, he was Wirtz the Wait! 
Brilliant signing, and I’m very excited to see him play for us! YNWA.
Wirtz Breakdown video:
Why Florian Wirtz To Liverpool Is Worth EVERY Penny
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Argh! I can’t take the puns any more!
Can we just call him Flo like the Leverkusen fans do?
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That’ll probably get worst.
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That only invites the addition of a “p” by rival fans to sing “flop”.
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Not sure what you’re alluding to. I think we should go with the Flo.
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And only needs a g in the In Match threads…
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Plus, if we call him Florian we can have chant for him to the tune of Gloria.
That final n is a bit of nuisance though.
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BINGO! 
Flo glow just to have some body.
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The word “flow” paired up with “Flo”, though…
Song potential!
“Wirtzual reality” whenever he assists also, much to Red Whippet’s dismay!
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F L O R I A …n
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Damn you beat me to it I was going to dispense some advice and tell him to go with the Flo.
Sorry I didn’t see someone else had already annoyed you with the same dead pun.
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Good one start writing the Chorus now!
That is the chorus.
Verse 1
Wanna tell ya about my baby
You know she comes around
She’s about five feet four
From her head to the ground
Verse 2
You know she comes around here
At just about midnight
She make ya feel so good, Lord
She make ya feel all right
Chorus
And her name is G. L. O. R. I. A
Gloria etc
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Please check out of the hotel and do your medical Flo I can’t take much more of this.
At least it’s not as bad as that cheap Bond villain fan video bloke doing that Zubimendi song that seemed to put him off.
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I can’t believe nobody thought to put something to the tune of Let it go, so I’ll have to try.
Let it go, give to flo
Can’t hold him back anymore
Let it go, pass to flo
Watch him move past their back 4
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