Florian Wirtz (AM) Bayer Leverkusen

6 months people wanted him sacked because he hadn’t done anything.

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I believe that’s him going back out for Alvarez after having dropped off Pong, Flo, and Milo.

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Yiannopoulos?

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Venus de

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https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1926002053786079504

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Orny making us horny.

Sorry lads, that’s the best I’ve got right now, I’m at a loss for Wirtz

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https://x.com/Plettigoal/status/1926012324084609311

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BBC running with it now.

They’re always ahead of the curve.

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Yeah they got right out ahead of the Jimmy Saville situation and nipped it in the bud before any reputational damage was caused…

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Tell you what, you don’t hear much from Melissa Reddy these days. She borderline Joyce levels of reliable a couple years back but can’t remember seeing a tweet or TV appearance from her for ages now.

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I should probably disclose that I have had sex with Melissa Reddy many times, different positions…

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That would explain the silence… :grin:

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Fuck sake. Dont leak our secret strategy like that, Joyce.

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She went to Sky and became more connected to Man Utd it seemed.

Was she not seeing Mane at the time?

You don’t reckon Sir Jim is dropping anchor in Port Reddy, do you???

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I think she was the north west correspondent but one team seems to generate more stories currently.

Not for the right reasons mind.

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Questions for Trent:

See how Wirtz has gone about his transfer? Were we wrong to hope you might go about yours the same way…?

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Yeah - she’s been in the shower, scrubbing herself clean, for all this time.

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Doubt anyone would shag saggy balls face

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