Florian Wirtz (AM) Bayer Leverkusen

Fuck. Trump will be after him now.

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He’s a cash machine?

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Flo, Mo, and Po on the right

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Unfortunately Harvey looks like he’s going to have to go to get enough game time to fulfill the potential most feel he has.

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Sounds like the fucking Teletubbies.

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1 more and we’ll have all the teletubbies

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you beat me to it

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In most of the highlight clips he seems to be coming from pretty deep. Bobby-esque

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This was a couple of seasons back for Leverkusen.

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I think you’ll find that’s Peaches-esque.

Especially when Jennifer Lawrence is involved.

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So now that Wirtz is looking very possible, my Facebook is showing me a video of Gravy in Orange dropping a shoulder dribbling through Wirtz and Kimmich and leaving them helpless in his rather elegant wake…

Not at all sure how I’m supposed to feel watching that clip.

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Day ruined just like that

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You should always base your assessment of a player on one clip.

Always.

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Pheww!! Thank you for the support. For I second I thought I might be rushing to judgement on the relative abilities of both Gravy and Wirtz

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I want his job 11 months feet up cruising then 4 weeks work then back to feet up with us odds on faves for the quadruple, sorry 5, forgot the most important trophy as we will win the all important transfer internationale cup

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I admire your loyalty, but Wirtz is on a completely different level to Elliott. It’s not even fair to compare them.

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Now I see. This may be helpful for posters with short attention spans, like @SBYM.

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Missed a couple.

Sell.

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I got bored and stopped watching

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