Florian Wirtz (AM) Bayer Leverkusen

Ok, I’m sorry, but if I hadn’t done it, the usual suspects would have pounced.

Just killing time until the clubs agree a fee.

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Translation:

Agreement between Florian Wirtz and Liverpool.
Liverpool and Bayer Leverkusen are discussing the structure of the deal, with fixed and variable parts.
The final figure is expected to exceed 100 million euros.
Liverpool is full of confidence after Wirtz’s approval.

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Agree, it’s all gone very quiet in the last 42 minutes, safe to say this one isn’t happening peeps.

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https://x.com/TheRedmenTV/status/1925957416211841321

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Fuck Trump…we should be giving Bayern Space / Walshy a state visit with all the pomp and ceremony

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I know you are probably jesting in this instance. But we know inside you are hoping it doesn’t happen to jump back on that old faithful horse called pain and misery.

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Too soon for a song I know, but I’m grabbing the obvious before anyone else claims it…

"You think that we won’t even win
A single game we play

But, he’s Florian Wirtz and Wirtz is who we have
To take this game away

He’s Florian Wirtz and Wirtz is who we have
To score some goals today"

To be repeated as many times as you can find appropriate rhymes for play/day/way etc, to the tune of Only Words by the Bee Gees… Obviously… Sorry …

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Before kick-off on Sunday?

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If Kelleher is open to that move,it would be good all round.Kelleher gets plenty of time at a decent club ,win,win!

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Already did that.

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Damn. Of course you did :+1:

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All these journos need to stop edging me, im ready to blow

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We wheel out a purple bin into the center circle and he jumps out of it

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He’s about 10ft in that…

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So a really big purple bin then? Maybe a Biffa??

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The Biffa is full.

Nuffy.

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I mean…

With proper editing, you could make me look great in a highlight reel…

:roll_eyes:

Are you sure?

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So cold.

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