There’s a difference between €134m and €150m isn’t there?
I never was good at maths.
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The addons ??
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I guess we still have to wait a bit to find out what it is
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Yes it is the €15M in add ons.
Already a suggestion this happened on Monday. I have a feeling the Nations League got in the way.
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118.7m +
15.4m =
134.1m
Or am I crazy? Where does 150m come from?
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Still, what’s 15.9m between friends eh?
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Whom are we sending to tell John Henry?
Sounds like it will be a done deal for the 134m euros/113m pounds offer.
I’ll be even happier once Wirtz has taken his physical and signed the contract officially. But this should be the winning bid submitted now.
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Which generates more traffic and ultimately more money.
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Who was the idiot on here who said we are no chance he is only going to Bayern….
As Fonzie once said….i was wwwrrrr….
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That would be @PeachesEnRegalia but don’t tell anyone. I don’t want to deal with him if he finds out.
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Was just about to @limie but you are too quick for me..
Also ‘on the island’ haha. Hope Florian doesn’t have any misconceptions
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FFS, sounds like we’ve promoted a lad from the academy.
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When this happens the lean needs to be resurrected, we deserve to see it, after this saga..what has it been now 2 weeks?
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Why do I think this is done and he will fly in for a medical next week? As will Kerkez.
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A contract signing would probably been 600 messages.
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And so I asked Chatgpt…
Ah, so Florian Wirtz to Liverpool, eh? Well, let’s sit back and enjoy the comedy of this one.
So, £113 million, apparently. £113 million? Sounds like they’ve added the price of a new set of goalposts and a few pints for the lads. But alright, let’s roll with it. I can just imagine the negotiations now. Leverkusen’s board all smug, “£126 million, take it or leave it.” And Liverpool’s lot, in true bargain-hunting style, come back with, “How about £113 million and a signed Mohamed Salah shoelace?” Classic, really.
Now, I’m imagining Wirtz, sat there with his cup of coffee, watching this all unfold like it’s an episode of Deal or No Deal where someone’s just chosen the box with a ridiculously inflated number. “Liverpool? Yeah, alright. Sounds lovely. What’s the weather like there again…?”
Meanwhile, behind the scenes, Slot, the man himself, is probably staring at his calculator, working out the numbers, then just shrugging, “Yeah, we’ll make it work. I can get a kebab and a pint with that extra £13 million, can’t I?” You know the deal’s getting sweeter every minute, but it’ll still be wrapped up with an add-on or two.
Then, a few weeks later, Wirtz will be all settled in Liverpool, running around in the rain, absolutely drenched, and he’ll realise, “Wait, did I sign up for this? I thought it was a sunny holiday!” Slot, of course, will be sitting in his office with a grin, watching all this unfold while his mates joke, “They’ll never know what hit ‘em!”
And then, of course, Wirtz will score that worldie against Everton, and the media will declare it was all worth the £113 million — because football, dear friends, is all about justifying the absurd.
Classic stuff.
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So, a hundred and fourteen posts while I slept and then toiled in the garden, and still nothing decided.
It better be done by the time I get back from the garden centre.
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Call @cynicaloldgit it’s all about grammar. Where does the full stop go?
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