Shit. I forgot who was our manager at the time.
Footage of our first ever goal in Europe
Gordon Wallace, without looking it up.
I had Sahinâs hair style well according to three lads outside Anfield.
Carroll joins Bordeaux on FOUR-YEAR deal
Bordeaux have announced the signing of former Liverpool, West Ham and Newcastle forward Andy Carroll.
The 35-year-old joins the Championnat National 2 side following their relegation to the fourth tier due to bankruptcy this summer.
Carroll - who earned nine caps for England - has signed a four-year deal with Bordeaux and has the option to take up a coaching role at the club in the future.
4 year deal at Bordeaux. Itâs probably a pay as you play thing. Earned enough money probably that he doesnât need it.
didnât they lose their professional status not too long ago?
how would that effect their ability to being allowed to pay players?
Only Mo missed him.
Miss having someone around to take the piss out of.
Lovren was absolutely dogshit.
These comments come from the same place of misplaced confidence that would see a defender sprint 20 yards out of position to try to win a ball he could never win and think the goal we coneded as a result was someone elseâs fault.
Andy Carroll: "When I was at Newcastle I would go home, hang out with my mates, play a bit of football and then go out, I would do a bit of everything, but I never watched football on TV. I didnât know any of the players.
I would wake up on Saturday morning and think, âWho are we playing this weekend?â I was just disinterested in it all, oblivious. I was working in training, and I knew the tactics, but until we had a meeting and I asked someone, I didnât know who we were going to play.
When I was on the helicopter to sign for Liverpool, I was like, âI know Steven Gerrard, I know Carragher, but who else?â
My agent had to give me names, and I had to Google them to find out a bit more about the team. Itâs a real story. Itâs wrong because theyâre still Liverpool players, but itâs not disrespectful. I just didnât watch football, I didnât know anything."
I donât think thereâs anything wrong with this mindset, as long as he was 100% professional about it.
The only question is whether he was sufficiently professional, of course. Iâm not sure he was, but given how young he was, that could be quite understandable. Not many people want to forgo the fun of their 20s for the discipline of being an elite athlete.
Once an imbecil, always an imbecil.
My friend has a great saying which is appropriate for this:
âWhere did you get your confidence from?â
In other news on that game, former Liverpool player Liam Millar got an assist coming on as a substitute.
I thought I recognised the name.
Liverpool defender involved in astonishing âbitingâ incident after red card controversy
Liverpool defender Owen Beck was bitten during altercation that saw him sent off for Blackburn Rovers at Preston North End on Sunday
Owen Beck of Blackburn Rovers clashes with Milutin Osmajic of Preston North End during the Sky Bet Championship match at Deepdale on September 22 2024
Liverpool loanee Owen Beck was seemingly bitten during a fiery end to the Lancashire derby that saw him sent off playing for Blackburn Rovers at Preston North End. Beck, who is on a season-long loan at Blackburn, was given his marching orders two minutes from the end of the goalless draw in the Championship on Sunday after an altercation with Preston midfielder Duane Holmes.
However, during the melee that followed, television footage appeared to show the 22-year-old being bitten on the back of the neck by Prestonâs Montenegro international Milutin Osmajic.
Oh Dear⌠Guess he will get tremendous stick over this :0)
Liverpool icon bonked Katie Price âlike a cordless drillâ going âbang bang bangâ
Liverpool legend John Arne Riise was known for having a hammer of a left foot during his time in the Premier League and it appears he didnât just bang in goals
Katie Price once hooked up with John Arne Riise
John Arne Riise had a hammer of a left foot - but thatâs not the only time heâs been compared to a construction tool.
The former Liverpool fullback and Champions League winner, who turns 44 on Tuesday (September 24), was once referred to as a âcordless drillâ by Katie Price after the pair seemingly got down and dirty in the sheets.
The ex-Norwegian international and the glamour model had a fling in late 2011 that led into early 2012, with Katie aka Jordan writing about their bedroom antics in her book, Reborn. However, she wasnât too complimentary, with the verdict: âIf Iâd needed a shelving unit erected, heâd have been perfect.â
âInstead of handling me gently and passionately like most women want, he was like a cordless drill on a multi-speed setting! He reminded me of a red Bosch that I have in my garage,â the scathing model wrote.
âBang⌠bang⌠bang, bang, bang. At one point I panicked, thinking, âS***, if he doesnât stop soon, Iâm going to be permanently attached to the bed!â Mr X wasnât having sex with me, he was having sex at me.â
Did he have his eyes tightly closed mumbling âWhy, oh John why, whyâŚâ all the whilst meekly sobbing?