That’s even worse then that you mean what you say 
In keeping with the theme of openness and honesty, I have something I’d like to say…
In grade three I cheated on my history exam.
In grade four, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In grade five, I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
And then, my mum sent me to the summer school for fat kids. And then they served dinner and I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
But, the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake sick at home and then I went to this cinema, hid the sick in my coat, climbed up to the balcony and then I made a noise like this.
Blargh! Blargh!!! BLARGH!! BLARGHHHHHHH!!!
And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and vomiting all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
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You are Roger the dodger Dawson - I would like my £5.
Not quite that old!!!
The Goonies - Chunk.
Is this your application to be a mod? If so, I think you may be slightly ahead of The Almighty Pain.
Reminds me a bit of Dortmund Fan on TIA. Anyone remember that guy? He got banned for being little more than annoying, if I recall correctly.
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You’re trying too hard. Clearly, I’m way in front of the other pretenders.
I remember him , and liked him. I couldn’t believe it when he got banned.
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I recall he was one of the first German posters to arrive after we hired Jurgen. His early posts all got dozens of likes. This is what made his banning mildly humorous to me, because of my odd sense of humor.
He did transmogrify into a huge wind-up artist. Didn’t really seem ban-worthy to me either. I recall the guy posted nearly 24 hours a day. Didn’t seem to sleep. Perhaps that was his issue.
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If I recall correctly, he was more of a Klopp fan than a Liverpool fan and made no effort to learn about the club and it’s history prior to Klopp arriving.
Also, if I remember correctly he was sending abusive dm’s to some posters including a mod (or I could be getting him mixed up with someone else on this point)
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While we’re on the subject , does anyone know why LFCEddie got banned as well ? I used to like his posts too , very knowledgeable guy.
He was stalking/harassing/doxxing Kopstar.
He was also a Grade-A mega troll who should have been banned years earlier.
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Were the mods over on TIA the same what we have now?
Yeah, Eddie went full-on postal. I do think the drinking may have gotten the better of him.
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Yes. I believe all the mods on TAN are the same as TIA, though several from TIA have disappeared, I believe. TIA was much more than banning type, though. Had a separate thread to announce banning. Public beheadings, don’t you know.
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Some TIA trivia; Eddie’s banning is the last one ever announced before the mods deleted that thread.
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I did not know that. Has anyone ever been banned here? I know there isn’t a thread. Is there a secret prison where the desaparecidos go?
All I can think of is bignoyd and some random City fan that just signed up to call us scum or something along those lines. 
There were 2 bannings from here, BigJon and can’t remember the other guys name, but he was from NY.
Possibly have been some more, but bannings aren’t announced on here like they were on TIA
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