I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

That’s it exactly. While most other people are on PAYE and get nailed to the wall.

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But not exactly the truth about his earnings…

I hope the judge asked him how he came to be able to afford such a lavish car with such a relatively low level of disposable income.

Maybe speeding offences shouldn’t be means tested but instead gauged on the value of the car you were speeding in.

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So if all your friends jumped off Beachy Head…

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Everton Premier League Fixtures: 17 March – 1 May:

Thursday 17 March: Everton v Newcastle United, 7.45pm, Amazon Prime Video.

Sunday 3 April: West Ham United v Everton, 2pm, Sky Sports.

Wednesday 6 April: Burnley v Everton, 7.30pm.

Saturday 9 April: Everton v Manchester United, 12.30pm, BT Sport.

Wednesday 20 April: Everton v Leicester City, 7.45pm.

Sunday 24 April: Liverpool v Everton, 4.30pm, Sky Sports (subject to rearrangement due to Liverpool Champions League involvement).

Sunday 1 May: Everton v Chelsea, 2pm, Sky Sports (subject to rearrangement due to Chelsea Champions League involvement).

How many points will Fwank pick up here ?

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Good willing a big fat zero

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Is a big fat zero another name for fwank w.r.t his managerial skills.

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Do they not have a game for cup final semi final weekend?

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They aren’t used to having anything to play for this late in the season. Each game is a cup final for both teams in Liverpool, albeit for slightly different reasons

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Be funny if they made the actual final and lost to us before going down the following weekend.

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I hope they set up a livestream. Would love to hear trex arms arguing with a bitter about why his arms arent long enough

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Could you imagine…

Better still, they’re already down and then we destroy them in the final so we can proper rub their noses in it in person one last time before they disappear into obscurity.

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I still appear to be in the minority here, in that I don’t want them to be relegated.

Sorts out the generations, I suppose. :man_shrugging:

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Probably that all I can remember is there smugness and some of the bullshit around murderers sadly from a certain part of their youth fan base growing up.

Derby a few seasons back ended any lingering desire to see them stay up.

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Don’t think they will get relegated and at the moment I really don’t care and I’m not really interested in making fun of them.

Chances are higher that they could cost us the title than them getting relegated :zipper_mouth_face:

Wake up and read the thread. I put a tremendous amount of thought into my posts.

No but if I was a professional footballer and earned millions per earn I’d probably do something similar.

It’s not illegal

OMG the bitters are copying the plastics. Desparate.

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Nope, I’m of a certain age and I can’t stand them.

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11 seasons out of the top flight is all it’ll take and they’ll lose their last remaining bragging right. They’ve played 382 more top-flight games than us. I may be getting a tad ahead of myself here

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