I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

They literally have nothing other than diving and kicking the shit out of the opposition.

I knew it. You could smell it in the air.

Burnley might yet pull this off. 1 point behind Everton now.

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Two penalties and still they lose. Wonder what Fwank will blame it on this time.

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“Average goal, then a fluke goal, then another average goal.”

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Basically Burnley are back where they were about 5 games ago and they had lost every single one before.

Going give Dyche credit, 6 shots, 4 on target and 3 goals that tactic worked

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Everton under Lampard

P9 W2 D0 L7

Averaging 0.67 points per game :see_no_evil:

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Wank Lampard.

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Just realised Burnley have Norwich next. We could finally see Everton in the bottom 3 this weekend.

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If it wasn’t for cable tie guy they would be in even more shit.

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It’s still Rafa’s fault though, despite Frank getting all the injured players back and making two high profile signings.

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Shame Watford’s GD isn’t better as they could be level with them after all Watford face Leeds

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A look at their next manager:

Sam Allardyce England GIF

Nah I don’t think he takes Championship jobs

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Neverton thuggery or Burnley thuggery next season? It’s a tough choice…but for the greater good, I’ll take Burnley thuggery. You know it makes sense :laughing:

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First time in history that they can’t lie down for Utd.

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Possibly their best chance of points

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Their run is is fucking epic too

Epic for us

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No joke. United players have literally downed tools at this point and couldn’t give a shit. There’s not a better fixture for Everton right now. The cunts.

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Man United will let them win, so Everton can stay up and continue the tradition of buying their rejects to fund Ten Hag’s revolution.

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