I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

I can see them getting a point

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bleeding oh no GIF by Saturday Night Live

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Holy shit! Are they actually going to go down!!! Where are they going to get the next win from, I can’t see it. Maybe Watford but if Watford play like they did against us this Everton side are there for the taking.

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Possibly Man Utd, Possibly Watford maybe Palace or Brentford but I can’t see three of them to be fair.

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Don’t think that he should gloat with his team’s record this year. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Looking at their run-in, I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say there’s a fair chance they won’t pick up another point.

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Everton fans…

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He’s making a case for being on the next football manager cover.

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From the GOT forum;

"Worried about Calvert-Lewin, offers absolutely nothing at the moment.

Not bothered about his photo shoots but he’d struggle as a model too, you need movement to walk up and down a catwalk, he’d just stand in the middle being marked by the other models."

Edit: This guy is having a bad day;

"This club genuinley makes me excited for the day I die, which cant come soon enough.

Absolute torture. Mrs “its just a football game”.

No clue, absolutely no clue. Everton is everything to me and thats what im dealing with."

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So Everton is everything to him… if I was his wife I’d walk.

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He should listen to the missus if football is making him want to die…

Apparently The Ev’s leading goalscorer is Andros Townsend, and he hasn’t scored since October.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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I coimed the word fwank

Do any of the local liverpool fans have family members who support everton ?

Do you discuss football with them ?

If everton do stay up , they have got rafa to thank for securing them 19 points in 19 games with this piss poor squad and their toxic fanbase.

A point a game is generally enough to avoid relegation

Fwank just got them 6 points in 8 games and doesnt look like getting 6 more points that it would take for them to avoid relegation in the games to follow

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I have a brother who is an Everton fan. He works as a postman so he is a bone fide miserable bastard.

In fairness to him he has never had sour grapes when Liverpool has done well. If I’m on Merseyside we often go down to watch Tranmere together. Come to think of it, they always lose when he’s there. I think he’s a fucking jinx.

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