I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

Leeds play Chelsea on the Wednesday before the FA Cup final…
The plastics will probably rest their main players so Leeds might benefit with a win

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I can’t remember the last time I looked at both ends of the table with such thigh-rubbing anticipation.

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Looking at the table though, it’s still in their own hands. Two games in hand is a luxury the rest do not have. They still have the Fat Fwank handicap to deal with however…

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The old cliche is rather have the points than the games and I think I would in their position. They are far from favourites tomorrow and if they don’t get three that advantage is gone.

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The only problem with Everton going down is Burnley staying up.

They’ve got the easiest fixtures but Leeds really in the mix now and two really tough games up next.

Saying that, Everton are awful away from Goodison. If they don’t take anything from the Chelsea game there this weekend they’ve only two home fixtures remaining.

If it came down to the last day of the season only Everton’s opposition, Arsenal, would have anything to play for and the game is at the Emirates too. Could Arteta be the one to put the nail in their coffin? The sweet, sweet twist that would be.

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You should pop down to your nearest IKEA. They’ve some cracking tables there…

They’re 5 points behind with those two games in hand being against Chelsea and Palace. Blue arseholes clenched in indescribable panic as soon as the final whistle went in Burnley’s game yesterday. Games in hand doesn’t mean much sometimes. There was a stupid scenario earlier this season of Spurs being 7th with 3 games in hand and then they managed to lose all of them.

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Games in hand vs points equation depends on which end of the table you are.
Teams at the top are obviously more likely to win matches in hand than those at the bottom.

Chelsea seem to have lost a bit of motivation now that they don’t have much to play for. That being said, one more win will guarantee CL and allow them to rest players before the FA cup final.

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Imagine being relegated and then having a points penalty the next season

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The Blueshite fans panicking like crazy now they are in the bottom 3…
Out in force and in numbers to try and intimidate the plastics

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Setting fireworks off all night outside the hotel where the Plastics are trying to sleep…
The Blueshite really are worrying now about dropping into the Championship :rofl:

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Let’s hope that as per usual, despite their desperate shithousery, they lose anyway…

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There must be a food bank open in Goodison Road.

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A few fireworks must’ve really upset the Chelsea squad. Pathetic.

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I’m surprised they didn’t set the team bus on fire, like they did with Wimbledon.

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The desperation is cringe.

Cringe Wince GIF

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Absolutely desperate, haha. The shame of it lmao.

Nobody check we did that in 2014

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Yep just looks like a warehouse…I did say warehouse!!!

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We didn’t. We just had a laugh…

Rednap…on sky…you can hear the crowd…this place is rocking…you mean…its a shed and its falling to pieces…:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: