I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

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It just doesn’t get any better does it? More I think about it, more it sounds like a financial balancing deal.

I like to say, “when in hole stop digging”

Everton’s philosophy appears to be “when in hole bury yourself”

they are starting to make gillet and hicks look competent. :face_with_peeking_eye:

I was thinking, when did Everton get to a Final at the new Wembley, then looked at his scarf.

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tarkowski signing today so they are saying and they are chasing christian eriksen. perhaps they can no longer afford winks.

Brentford finished comfortably in midtable last season, and is also talking to Utd. Why would he ditch both of them for a relegation battle?

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well brentford may well end up in a battle in the 2nd season. The scum also could well finish bottom half. Still struggling to find a reason to join everton though :upside_down_face:

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Brentford were in the relegation scrap until Erikson arrived, but he was key to getting their attacking play going, and if they keep him, Toney, Canos and Mbeumo all fit, then I think they should have enough to avoid getting dragged into a relegation scrap.

Lose Erikson though, and I think they could struggle

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something i just read made me think. if they were to get winks eriksen and dele in the same team … with poch out of work… will we see lampard sacked? or has poch got anew club?

No chance they would get Poch.

He has way to big an ego to drop down to Evertons level.

understand what you are saying and i think i ve entered the realms of more than just fantasy - i’ve acquired an evertonians delusion by vising a couple of their websites/transfer rumour pages. Apologies.

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homer simpson episode 10 GIF

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Now why the hell would you want to do that

Will Ferrell Eww GIF by filmeditor

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it was too late by the time i noticed. i was half way through an article i thought " this seems rather pro everton and delirious" a quick glance to the top of the page confirmed my worst fears!

on the 2nd occasion i thought well im already dirty now.

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They will still claim they won the transfer window.

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Young lad, lots of potential.

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If he performs like he did at Westham they might benefit but I expect we will see a Man Utd version.

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will it go to a tribunal because of his age? will the scum be able to insert a buy back clause/sell on? considering the dele alli deal ive lost track of how free transfers work.

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