I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

Tools does he mean players.

As a mate said to me this weekend you’ve got to accept he just isn’t that good a manager.

Anyhow this is crazy

You’d think it was the markings of a club that had sold off its assets and banked the cash, not one that has spent over what it could and is building a shiny new stadium.

Saw an impromptu interview with Sky presenter and Bill Kenwright…in some kind of underground car park…boy does he look ill, really really ill…(Bill Kenwright)…but u would be wouldn’t you…

Going… Going… Gone…! Just now

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Gone too soon

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And this just in. Toyah the Unicorn makes direct appeal to Everton supporters to appoint her shock replacement to save the Blueshite from the drop.

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At least he walks away after polishing up his CV for the England Managers job in a couple of years… Boy do the suits at the FA just love to appoint a failure into that role :0)

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Everton sack manager. It must be January again.

Rumoured to be Leighton Baines as stop gap

Bugger…that was entertainment…

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Don’t usually say this about opposing managers but I really do mean when I say…

Thanks for everything Frank.

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They will stay up now.

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Ok it is entertaining but also an indictment of football in 2023. On this basis both Shanks and Fergie would have been sacked before they had a chance to get things going.

Both Rafa and Lampard inherited a mess that was never going to be sorted in a matter of months. If they keep sacking them after a season or less they will sink further. If they are going down then Dyche is the man with the experience of the Championship dogfight that will ensue and they should plan for that scenario and not cling to the hope they can survive. That would be a bonus…

If they get someone in on the basis of keeping them up and it doesn’t happen, they will likely sack him as well.

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Rafa was the problem


Fucking clowns

I’ve put some highlights together of Frank’s most memorable times at Everton. I hope you all enjoy, it did take me a while to do.

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Depends who they appoint. The toxic atmosphere isn’t changing.

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What the chances they appoint someone just before our game so they can get the new manager bounce?

In fairness both Shanks and Ferguson had a good track record in management which Lampard didn’t. However, when you see the record and quality of some of the managers they have seen off before that, it’s understandable why it’s now such a poison chalace.

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Whats your thoughts on Onana, everytime I have watched him he has been their best player, could be one to poach WHEN they go down?

From what I heard Dyche, wasn’t well liked at Burnley in the end, heard rumours of him not being great with the younger players.