I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

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Rumours they like Bielsa. It would be hilarious to see Moshiri and co. trying to work with Bielsa, but I doubt he’d even answer his phone. I hope he does a Lazio.

Other potential candidates no doubt include Gerrard and Xabi, and why not give Rafa another crack.

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Wishing that on your worst enemy?

Maybe it’s because of the blue bucket he sits on. :grin::grin:

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Only one man
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Can look like a complete cunt?

He’ll be right at home with the toffees.

Imagine if the Bitters came out and said that Frank wasn’t actually sacked? So far there is no official announcement. I feel like this would be the most Everton thing ever

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Goodbye Frank.

Highlights at Everton

  • beating the drop on the last day of the season
  • blaming a four goal loss on flukes and goals out of nothing.
  • Telling Klopp to fuck off.

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You forgot the biggest highlight of them all:

  • not being Rafa.

The one thing you can say about Frank is that he wasn’t Rafa. Although, I think it’s also fairly inarguable that everyone who isn’t Rafa, also isn’t Rafa. In fact the only person who is Rafa, is Rafa.

It’s why, I think a lot of Blues didn’t quite think the appointment through.

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Ange is the Answer. Long shot in the odds.

But he probably wants a couple more easy trophy laden seasons at Celtic to keep bolstering his impressive resume.

But I’m not happy with this sacking. They won’t finish bottom 5 now.

Ange management at Everton? Makes perfect sense!

Time to break out the heavy artillery. Could take two great and complimentary football minds to motivate the squad out of the drop zone. Side benefit is the pair of them will cost less than Ancelotti. It’s even possible a magical unicorn who sings KISS songs would cost more than this pair.

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So, if I’m reading this right?
Is Toyah in line for being the next Ev Manager? :thinking::nerd_face:

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How is it that Frank Lampard is the only Tory who has been held accountable for being absolutely fucking dreadful at their job?
:smile::smile:

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