I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

Patiently thinking my internet was slow and the picture hadn’t loaded.

Been a long day…

:grinning::grinning:

Poor bloke who had Dyche head photoshopped on.

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Must just be me but I think this kids rather average.

Seemed to know how to dive. Sounds a bit of a pillock too.

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Less than a week to go, no new manager yet, no money from Gordon’s sale yet. Gonna be fun around Goodison on deadline day.

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Perfect for Newcastle then…

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Also looks about 50.

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I think I’d go along for a laugh.

Take in the atmosphere see how blue the mood actually is.

SSN reporting that Dyche is to be appointed new EFC manager today.

The Scottish striker?

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I fixed it for me.

Damn it. I think they’ve got the manager that will keep them up.

Sad Jim Carrey GIF

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Apparently… one of the questions put across in the job interviews by Kenwright was
“How high can you get our players to kick the LFC players into the air”
Dyche said 2metres… all other candidates only said 1.5m…!

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Dyche makes more sense than Bielsa in my opinion.

Regardless that it’s still going to be a difficult task to keep them up.

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If their shortlist was Dyche or Bielsa, they don’t have a clue and they are fucked.

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It’s not like there are million quality options out there.

Wouldn’t be so confident, Dyche has been out the game a while…Burnley is all he’s known the past 10 years, going to be a very different experience for him having to get a tune out of them players in 3-4 months. Only side worst than them for me are Bournemouth.

Bielsa sounds like he really doesn’t want the job now. He will take it in Summer even if Everton go down apparently but imagine begging someone who doesn’t want it to take it.

Thats a huge hint that he is the wrong person for now. Also, Leeds defending was shocking so he isn’t exactly going to tighten up Everton’s back line.

Dyche is probably the better option out of the 2.

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