I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

I’d take the earplugs mind.

This is the unflushable turd that you are speaking of.

I’m sure they’ll be there next year like the clap clinging to a $20 hooker.

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They aren’t getting much, if any, in those first four games. If Wolves and/or Bournemouth aren’t safe by the time they face the bitters, Everton would see the drop.

Leicester is the big unknown in that.

Fuc-in Boo! :speaking_head:
The Cry Baby is back in town tonight - I’m sure he will get a good reception :0)

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I dislike Everton, but I despise Sandcastle. Everton are a bad apple, Sandcastle is a cancer.

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Does he even play for them?

Not really. I’ve maintained since he broke into the Everton team that he’s a Championship standard player - haven’t seen anything this season to prove me wrong.

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If Bournemouth beat Southampton tonight then that would give them at least a six point cushion to the five behind them. At that point I think you could probably say it’ll be Southampton plus two from the other four to go down.

If Everton don’t win tonight then the game against Leicester next Monday becomes a must not lose. Do so and they’re four points off Leicester with 12 to play for. Leeds really need a win against Bournemouth on the Sunday to pile the pressure on both of them.

Forest then have Southampton the following week. A win for them would put them 4-6 points ahead of Everton assuming they don’t beat Leicester or Newcastle.

The following week Everton host Man City. Annoyingly it falls between the two legs of the CL semi final so we might see a changed team but I think they’re in all out sprint mode for the end of the season now. That gets you to two games to go, probably still in the bottom three and hoping for favours from elsewhere and to magic some points out their arse.

I think if they lose tonight and against Leicester on Monday then they’re done for. It’s just a case of who gets dragged in with them and Southampton.

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Down 4-1 with 10 mintues to go and already the ‘Gwladys faithfull’ are streaming for the exits

Almost no chance this shower of shite will stay up.

:joy: :joy: :joy:

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Check.

Check.

It’s fucking happening this time.

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Didn’t even need the ifs, Everton will lose to Leicester then they’ll get bladdered by Brighton and City before Wolves have their turn to embarrass them and it’ll be curtains.

Time for this again.:grinning:

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I’m not getting excited yet as I’ve seen this all before. They’ve escaped the drop on three previous occasions, each one on the last day of the season. That can still happen, so let’s all stay calm.

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Still possible for them to escape relegation.

As someone said here before , they are the turd that doesn’t flush.

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I don’t actually want them relegated mind you…

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