I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

Season over dickheads.

At least we’ve got excuses.

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Yeah and some of them result from these shit houses.

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Fucking hell they really are shite aren’t they

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They’ve been in a false position all season, still are. No European football to contend with, very few injuries, not one bad VAR call I can remember, always seem to play teams at a time those teams are missing their top players, endless fucking spawn…they’ve been insanely lucky all season for any number of reasons and yet they’re still struggling to get a Europa League place.
Absolute fucking wankers.

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Really dont understand why these footballers do not have security. You could have a permanent guy watch your house and pay him 30K a year. Peanuts for these players. They probably have watches more expensive.

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They did win the title in October.

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So annoyed these twats took points off is this year.

Highlights how truly awful we’ve been

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The first game it was Cnutooe on VAR that took points off us, second game I was surprised that Sheffield United didn’t take points off us in that period

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It’s truly mind-numbing how atrocious these blueshits are. Even this season they are below, wait for it, Tottenham.

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No disgrace in that; after all, Spurs are one of the twelve biggest clubs in Europe.

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nathan fillion castle GIF

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They are below a team thats averaged half its team missing since October and that went on a spell of 3 months without scoring at home from open play

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What team is that… they sound shite :eyes:

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The bitters are in Utopia tonight, waffling on about how the CL final must be boiling our piss.

To be honest I’m not nearly as arsed as I thought I’d have been if faced with this scenario.

But imagine supporting a club that has invested hundreds of millions over the past few years and all you’ve got is revelling in the fact 2 other clubs have reached a final and it might piss off your main rival’s fans.

Must be a very grim existence.

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Vicarious adjective The only pleasure derived by Everton supporters.

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Don’t they have anything better to do???

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Not when there isn’t a derby. Otherwise injuring our players takes priority.

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I always hated City and United and Chelsea way more than Everton.

But they are just the same.

Horrible bastards tin pot club

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Well they won’t ever make the CL so they just have to pretend it’s them in Blue.

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Which shade of blue???