I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

They can go top tomorrow if they beat West Brom in the early KO. Wonder if it will be another ‘statement of intent’ like the Villa away game last season…

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Who’s the picture of ?
I thought Pickford had shorter arms.

Fair dues to the Ev, that was an adequate second half against a promoted team with 10 players, manager in the stands, playing away and having lost their first game.

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Top of the league! Arteta is God! James is Jesus! Richarlison is the holy ghost!

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I would say Palace and Brighton their next two should tell us a bit more.

Did the job that was needed today though, may they take points off teams as well as the obligatory draw they get against us at Goodison every year?

They’ve actually navigated the toughest team on paper in their first 4 games, so it would be like them to lose next week.

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Sad news.

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Not blessed with a great command of the language is he. Probably thought it sounds right and intelligent so, yeah lets use it

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Absolute comedy gold from Darren Bent today. Talking about Dele Alli and where he should go. Should swerve Liverpool because he wouldn’t get a game. Same with Everton, because the way they are playing right now he wouldn’t get in their team. PSG are his best option.
That’s right, he should go to a club that’s just contested a Champions League final because he’ll get games whereas he wont get any for a club that’s just beaten Spurs and West Brom.

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Just read this on an Everton forum…anyone know who they are :thinking:

Weird how we now have the two best left backs in world football

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Fucking hell. These people walk among us.

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There’s a TV programme to be made there: The Walking Brain Dead.

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Pickford :rofl:

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Indeed :joy:

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Umm :thinking:

I don’t know who these left backs are…

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Everton look good for a change. Time for them to start being Everton. It’s imperative at these troubled times that normalcy resumes

Digne’s a decent player. But I’m totally clueless about who the second one is.

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Is Baines still there?

Just seen he’s just retired, so no!

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Oh yeah, I’ve heard of him.

He is, but they can’t be claiming that one, surely? He’s about a million years old :joy:

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