I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

I hope he stinks the fucking place out, taking a big shit in the dressing room and wiping his arse on the shirts.

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FIFY :wink: :rofl:

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Personally, think he will get them into the knock-out stages of the CL in the next few years. Especially if Moshiri allows him to buy the players he wants :flushed:

Aye, I love Rafa to bits but I’m prepared to sacrifice him for the greater good. He’ll survive this and make a fucking fortune in the process but this is going to be comedy gold. The bitters will make the Man U protests look like a fucking tea-party unless they win their first 10 games of the season.
I’m hoping for a double whammy, this and BMD falling through, they’ll be jumping into the Mersey never mind building a new stadium on it. Fucking beautiful stuff.

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This feels really strange. OK, he’ll probably do it for his family etc. But, on the other hand, I don’t think that Jürgen would ever become Schalke’s coach. There are just things that you just can’t do.

Anyway, I wish Rafa and his family all the best, but I do not wish him success in this case.

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It will be weird our hero Rafa managing our bitter rivals. I wonder will all their fans be happy with this.

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The fans that used to sing “ you’re just a fat Spanish waiter” will be delighted. Fucking hypocrites.

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Ah I’d be fucked off with this

If they Bitters have any sense, they will consider signing Rafa as their biggest trophy yet.

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Rafa…

stop back tracking on the small club bit,
we know exactly what you meant.

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Think after what happened last season the ‘Friendly Derby’ tag died (if there ever was such).

Maybe it doesn’t feel like that because there were no fans but personally I’ve never been so angry with that Club.

'Unfortunately‘ I believe that Rafa has the power to bring Clubs and fanbases (back) closer together / rebuild some respect - don’t know how to call it.

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Don’t wish them anything but Ill after last season, sorry Rafa.

Will Rafa put up with them playing about 10 games a season?

I can see Prickford going.

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That’s never going to happen.

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Not with that attitude.

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What attitude is that? I’m merely pointing out a fact.

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It’s not a fact. It’s an opinion.

And if anyone can rebuild those bridges, it’s Rafa. It’s not that long ago that this ridiculous enmity between Reds and Blues did not exist and if people are willing to meet halfway there’s no reason why things can’t go back to how they were.

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im devastaed to be fair.

really dissappointed.

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I think you should have a word mate. He listens to you.

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But the bit of the bridge on the bitters side would sink in all the shit.

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