Jeremy Jacquet (CB) Rennes

“Crock”

Firstly it’s a shoulder injury and secondly they are quite a rare thing. Salah has hardly had a large spell out but it’s the one injury he has had. These things happen. Let’s not label the lad a crock because he got injured.

Be a bit better than that, also even on the worse schedule he will be back before May.

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How dare you not overreact? Do you even know how to be a football fan???

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That Jacquet isn’t going to fit properly any more!

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Sign him to make it fit again?

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Fair enough I was just bemoaning our rotten luck!

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You couldn’t think up a more British name and yet he’s Dutch.

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This one is on you :rofl:

It is a pity there is not a good CB called ‘Potato’ to partner him :0)

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Me!!!..could he be a croque Monsiuer…sorry
…I couldn’t believe we had another one injured…it’s a nightmare…

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He’ll struggle to get his Jacquet on with a fucked shoulder.

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ohhh, these jacket puns seem like an ill fit to be honest…

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I don’t mind them, they’re 'armless.

I’m going for a snood, wake me up when something interesting happens.

Apparently looking at this young yank to partner Jeremy

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It wasn’t until I started googling his name that I got the joke!

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Rennes new manager, Frank Haise on Jeremy Jacquet’s injury:

“I don’t know exactly yet, he is receiving treatment and rehabilitation, that’s where we are at the moment, he’s working in the gym.”

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Didn’t he have surgery? Back in the gym already?

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Perhaps he can still do some leg works

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I thought it was shoulder surgery?

Anyway, seems like he is progressing along nicely in his recovery.