I haven’t slagged off one player since the Manure match so a little less of the everyone please.
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Any excuse to be grumpy!
The original idiom is: “could not hit the broad side of a barn”. Not certain when the “door” part was added?
Anyhow, barns generally do not come equipped with goalkeepers. 
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Ah I’m going off what I heard when I was younger.
There is also the “Can’t hit a cows backside with a banjo”
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But the funniest would definitely have to be “Couldn’t get laid in a brothel with a fist full of 50’s”
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“Couldn’t get his hole in a barrel of fannies” was always a favorite of mine.
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Couldn’t hit a brothel door with a banjo.
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They knew what they were doing showing everyone and the Bajectic before Jota 
Actually if you look closely enough into Ali’s puppy eyes as he turns his head, you can see the Jota but only in his shining light form mirror through.
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Twitter/X would have had a meltdown if he hadn’t been there
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Can Jota play 45 minutes in this match?
F*ck me, that weather.
Is it boxing day?
Nah just Liverpool* in April 
*west coast of the UK and Ireland
Giorgio Scalvini is Atalanta’s only absentee for this match.
No more fasting for Salah 
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I think that they’re more peeved about the club not consulting with them than the actual price rise itself.
Either way, this seems like a cheap move taking place on an European quarterfinal in Klopp’s final season, only to draw media coverage.
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It’s pretty pathetic.
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