Yeah but he’s fucking ugly. Like I’m not amazing but this guy has a face only a mother could love.
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Not sure that a points deduction would allow them to pull out of the deal directly, but a ban from P/L I imagine would be cause.
A points deduction big enough to stop them from qualifying for the C/L might lead to cause at the end of the season (once failure to make C/L is confirmed)
Probably a reason it’s Puma and not Nike or Adidas.
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I feel uncomfortable reading people attacking the appearance of Haland.
There’s enough shit to call out at Manchester City to actually feel the need to attack someone for their body shape and face, something that’s simply genetically determined.
I hope you can do better than this in the future.
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Normally, I’d agree but what do you expect when he’s posing like a model?
It comes with the territory.
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What the fuck is that?
Modelling the new kit design :0)
It’s just his whole fashion, hair and sunglasses it just doesn’t work and does him no favours.
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Don’t forget, the guy is a footballing genius.
Nothing to see here, move along.
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How many billion Pep?
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That one will never get old. 
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Kenneth Williams Matron, Guardiola’s twice… these are some of the building blocks of the inter web.
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The Henry chuckle is a favourite of mine.
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Twice billion? 
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October for the outcome, a few months for that to be digested, then there’s a sanction hearing, definitely a few months for that, then the wait for the sanction outcome, then the appeal process…
What are we all planning for April 2027?
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English is his 2nd language
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Reminds me of the Indian schooling.
More like fifth!
Catalan, Spanish, Whinge, Snide-Sarcasm, then English. Also has some German, Dopery and Whataboutery.
A real cun(t)ing linguist
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Their 50 million January CB signing who everyone forgot about is going out on loan
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