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He has, according to all the Bible-bashers who probably did the shooting.

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Nice footwork by the SP officer there. A deft touch.

I think it’s because T** S** is still banned at Anfield. The FA want all British newspapers to have access to England games so Anfield does not get any England games, nor any other internationals either.

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Oh yes, i remember reading something related to it.

Anfield was a venue at euro 96

Was that rag banned after the euros?

Yeah, that’s a point. Did England play at Anfield? I think the S** was banned then so perhaps England didn’t play at Anfield and that rag didn’t bother covering the games that were played there.

How about elected officials having to take an IQ test test prove they have more brains than a potato?

The entire UK government would probably fail…

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I doubt the UK would be alone

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No, but it’s what’s on my mind at the moment.

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Maybe someone had smeared peanut butter on it and he just got a liking for the taste :0)
What a weirdo eh

So that’s where @PeachesEnRegalia has disappeared too :rofl:

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Too funny. More of this, please, Fox News. It’s your true gift to journalism.

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Never argue with your family in the car in the middle of a Safari park. :grimacing: :flushed:

Made the tigers day.
Ate an entire family of stupid people.

From what I read, she survived. It was at a Safari Park in China.

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