Damn, didn’t realise it was an electric eel.
I wonder what the lemon was for?
Another report said it was a Lime… Maybe the guy wasn’t fussy eh - anything to hand :0)
This guy had an allergic reaction to the hair dye his mum bought him, made his head swell - Lasted 5 days
Imagine sending him up from the back for a corner… No way he could direct the ball toward goal with that shape of head - Every time he connects with a header, the ball would end up in Row Z, or out the ground over the roof
:0)
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Imagine thats the first thought that came into your head? Sending him up for a corner!
I applaud you, the universe needs more off beat thinking!
I fucking love it!!!
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Well it was my second thought actually… The first thing that came to mind, I wondered, how the fuck he managed to pull his tee-shirt on :0)
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Adam Britton.
WFT?
Send the cunt packing I say.
Can any of our Kiwi brethren send me some kiwi sweets? 
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I found this story arc so bizarre. It is first world navel gazing in the extreme.
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WTF is wrong with this world?
Prices have taken a battering.
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another price rise to chip away at the family budget, really adds salt into the wound.
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There’s no plaice for bad puns on TAN.
Oh for cod’s sake.
don’t you mean for god’s hake?
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I remember being at the counter in a fish and chip shop, ordering two fish and a portion of chips. As the Chinese guy is lifting the fish from the bowl of batter, to lower into the hot oil, he says “Fish won’t be long”… I said " That’s fine, but can you make sure they are fat then".
Strange, but in a queue of about twenty people, I was the only one laughing at my own quip :0)
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How the hell did anyone not notice a dead person??? FFS this world is gone. 
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