I wonder what the lemon was for?
Another report said it was a Lime… Maybe the guy wasn’t fussy eh - anything to hand :0)
This guy had an allergic reaction to the hair dye his mum bought him, made his head swell - Lasted 5 days
Imagine sending him up from the back for a corner… No way he could direct the ball toward goal with that shape of head - Every time he connects with a header, the ball would end up in Row Z, or out the ground over the roof
:0)
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Imagine thats the first thought that came into your head? Sending him up for a corner!
I applaud you, the universe needs more off beat thinking!
I fucking love it!!!
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Well it was my second thought actually… The first thing that came to mind, I wondered, how the fuck he managed to pull his tee-shirt on :0)
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Adam Britton.
WFT?
Send the cunt packing I say.
Can any of our Kiwi brethren send me some kiwi sweets? 
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I found this story arc so bizarre. It is first world navel gazing in the extreme.
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WTF is wrong with this world?
Prices have taken a battering.
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another price rise to chip away at the family budget, really adds salt into the wound.
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Oh for cod’s sake.
don’t you mean for god’s hake?
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I remember being at the counter in a fish and chip shop, ordering two fish and a portion of chips. As the Chinese guy is lifting the fish from the bowl of batter, to lower into the hot oil, he says “Fish won’t be long”… I said " That’s fine, but can you make sure they are fat then".
Strange, but in a queue of about twenty people, I was the only one laughing at my own quip :0)
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How the hell did anyone not notice a dead person??? FFS this world is gone. 
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4 days? They would’ve evacuated all fluids and started to decompose, the stench alone…
When you read the article, majority of the staff in that office work remotely, so very few people go into that office. But it begs the question about what the security staff were actually doing?
Particularly the night security should be doing either hourly or 2 hourly walk arounds, so how can they not notice someone in an office that never moved?