Post match: Liverpool v Bournemouth (EPL 15/8/25 8pm)

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Top speed Liverpool vs Bournemouth

Jeremie Frimpong 33,4 km/h
Antoine Semenyo 32,7 km/h
Federico Chiesa 32,4 km/h
Andrew Robertson 31,8 km/h

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Funny that the conventional wisdom is that Chiesa lost speed after his injury and Robbo with age.

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But Robbo needs a zimmer frame to reach that speed. Everyone on TAN says so!

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Fat bastard was standing like a statue watching the game pass his slow ass by when when he scored the winner…

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None of that is really that fast tbh, no?

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PL fastest players 24/25

|Player|Top speed (km/h)
|Micky van de Ven (TOT)|37.1|
|Matheus Nunes (MCI)|36.7|
|Bryan Mbeumo (BRE)|36.6|
|Yankuba Minteh (BHA)|36.4|
|Anthony Elanga (NFO)|36.2|

Post your numbers CL, and we’ll let you know.

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Sorry mate , but that’s ridiculous.

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Top speed on a one game basis is fairly useless, all of these players can be faster, says more about the match yesterday. But fwiw if that was Robbo’s top speed all season, he would have placed at number 296 in the Bundesliga last season (couldn’t find a similar stat for the Prem). So, no that number in itself is not that super impressive for a professional footballer, sorry.
I was a reasonably good sprinter, took part in state championships at youth level besides playing footy. But no, I definitely wouldn’t beat Robbo today, if that makes you feel better.

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Probably makes Robbo feel better. I’ll let him know.

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You don’t know him, clearly. It wouldn’t.

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ah, the best kind of bigotry…

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im going to say probably sympathy…

getting to where they are and dealing with everything theyve had to deal with (non racial, i mean what it takes to reach the top) i would imagine it would take more than a lagered up lad to knock them back a step or two, especially considering the fact they would be surrounded by a decent support network (nowadays)…so sympathy for someone so uneducated and unable to understand the concept of equality…

that would be a direct feeling in my mind…

more importantly and beyond the personal feeling would be one of sadness or even anger that somewhere, in the same street as this loon, thered be a black/yellow or brown family who would be directly affected by day to day behavoir

bah…

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Florian Wirtz isn’t just a creative attacking midfielder. He puts in a 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 shift, too! 🔢 Liverpool’s running stats on FotMob make for interesting reading…

Played less minutes as well… Impressive :+1:

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Who did this! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I pose the question, if you’ve never been dacked by your mates in public, then do you truely have mates?

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I read that the lad used to be in law enforcement… well it was presumed so, because someone said he flashed his rusty sheriff’s badge… Someone else said he was wearing a thong…!!

Poor guy only went to the game to support the boys…
Got a lifetimes worth of ridicule to face because of it :laughing:
You just gotta love this club eh

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I gave Match Of The Day a go to see what it’s like. No sign of Kelly Cates, I’m assuming that she is doing another night.

The pundits are now Wayne Rooney, who managed whole sentences, and Alan Shearer who is still talking total pish and doesn’t now have Gary Lineker to dig him out of a hole.

I think the highlight was Shearer’s dismantling of Kerkez defending on the first Bournemouth goal. I have to agree with him. He was completely out of position: sitting on the subs bench where Slot had relocated him 4 minutes previously.

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Gabby Logan is doing tonight. Kelly did a season preview show a few nights ago so is pehaps picking up the midweek slot?

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