Post match: Liverpool v Newcastle (EPL 31/8/22 8pm)

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Some people need to shut the fuck up digging out players who have been run into the ground while sick-note gobshites sit in the stand game after game.
Those lads on the pitch gave everything tonight against a team of fucking cheats and it was enough to get us 3 points when they must have been running on fumes.
But yeah, let’s slaughter Henderson, Fabinho, Milner, VVD, Robbo etc in the post match thread.
Same as in the ground, some clueless cunt giving Gomez dogs abuse when he skyed that shot but then bouncing around after the winner, who was it won the header leading up to the goal? Yes, Joe Gomez.
Some of our ‘support’ deserve fuck all success.

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Don’t go anywhere near Twitter tonight, mate.

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So…im in a bar in Lanzarotte on my final night surrounded by Newcastle fans…at the end they are bemused by the fact we scored in 98th minute but the ref only added 5.
I said well all your players kept feigning injury so the refs entitled to add on more…
To be fair they agreed with me in the end that an official needs to be in the stands with a stopwatch adding up all the stopages.

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:point_up_2: This.

No chance of that.

It’s amazing how they decide that during and around match time is a great time for trivial chat ! :grin:

Man, is it me or does it seem like every week Fabinho is just declining. He just looks really sluggish, slow and doesn’t offer anything going forward (yes, I know he’s a DM). I hope he can find his form of 2 years ago very very soon. We already lack a true creative CM, we don’t need to lack a DM one as well. Don’t tell me we already have Thiago, he probably plays a total of 10-15 games each season unfortunately.

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Why, what did she do? :thinking::nerd_face:

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Did I miss anything? :upside_down_face:

You stuffy sod!! This retired person wouldn’t have time for a job. Mrs CDO has always got something for me to do. Today our Grandson was taking the mick out of her because while we were sat eating our lunch in the garden she came up with three different things for me to do.
Anyway, what a game? Absolutely chuffed at how it played out. The winner in ‘time added on’ to the ‘time added on’ because of the time wasting. I’m giving Marriner no credit at all for the added, added time. It should have been at least eight minutes anyway. I hope that these newlyrichcastle cvnt5 start losing week after week and slide into the lower leagues.
This result (for me) feels immeasurably better than the 9-0 at the weekend. I know we were good but how bad were Bournemouth? At least tonight newlyrichcastle put up a fight. Even if they did use 5h1thouse tactics. I won’t slate anyone in a Red shirt tonight. None of our lads p,ays badly deliberately. Sometimes it just doesn’t click. Kudos to our youngsters though. Harvey was excellent and Fabio has so far hit the ground running.
A quick shout out to the lad who sits next to me at the game. I was screaming abuse at the kinesman who only flagged for offside when the ball was in the net. Then the other linesman who flagged straight away when one of our lads was offside. I also gave the ref bad abuse for a lot of his decisions. And was also screaming at the ballboy who sat holding a matchball while looking at Pope time wasting by letting the newlyrichcastle fans play volleyball with the one that’d gone out of play. Each time he berated me and said “it’s not his fault that we’re playing 5h1t”. No, but they’re not helping matters either. I really can’t wait to see him at the Wolves game and ask him how far out of the stadium he was when Fabio scored? Has Origi 90+6 taught these dickheads nothing? The club needs to have a lind of stewards at the exits taking the details of the ‘early darters’ and take their ticket eligibility from them.

Anyway, rant over.

COYR YNWA :+1::nerd_face:

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I thought he was more of an attfielder? :thinking::nerd_face:

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Finally got to watch… and I have 2 questions.

  1. Was or was not Mo Salah the shortest man on the pitch when he won 2 headers in a row in the Sandcastle box in the 98th minute?

  2. Am I the only person who is seriously concerned about the implications of a 20 year old never being able to pay for a drink in Liverpool for the rest of his life.

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Darwin :joy:

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If that was a fan then they’d be peosecuted and banned from football grounds. No different IMO. :nerd_face:

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Sound advice to anyone on any night.

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Even better don’t have an account

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He’s getting antsy, wants another headbut.

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Okay then, stop the game for a player being on the ground. Don’t go to the player and ask how serious it is? Does he need the physio? Just blow the whistle, get the physio on. When the physio has done his but you make the player go off. You restart the game and ignore the player waiting to come on for at least five minutes. Let his team play a man down for that time.
Also if a player goes down holding his head then he has to go to the dressing room for a full concussion test by an independent doctor before being allowed back on the pitch. In these litigious times it’s best to take no chances. :nerd_face:

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