Post match: Man City v Liverpool (FAC 4/4/26 12.45pm)

Wholly shit, do you know how frustrating it is when the pots and pans are loaded into the dishwasher upside down?

Not quite as frustrating when 2 plates take up the space of 6 admittedly but it’s getting up there.

Precision is everything in this field. Details matter.

Am I the only one?

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We’ve had massive arguments in the SBYM household about the fact that a blind dimwit seems to keep breaking in after 7 pints to pack the dishwasher.

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It’s the only logical explanation as to how it keeps getting packed so badly.

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I nearly got the theodolite out the other day, but I found a string line was perfectly adequate in the end.

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That’s what I said to her but then she reminded me I’m a cunt and she earns way more money than I do, so we called it even.

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Would have been funnier had you said sextant.

I’m not a seaman

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Nope, I also need counseling when wifey loads the dishwasher grrrrrrrr

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How do they do it? I mean 1 small saucepan takes the room of 6 dinner plates, 2 saucepans, 4 side plates, 2 glasses and 2 chopping boards.

Why can they not see this?

I’m sure Slot is privately saying the same thing right now. Our midfield has lost its diswasher packing ability.

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Is an eager and nimble 17 year old boy the answer to your marital strife as well?

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I suspect not. I haven’t been able to educate my 12 year old yet.

I could honestly do with an instruction manual for my other half. Story(ies) for another thread.

no your not the only one…

dont get me started on people who dont rinse the egg yolk prior…

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I agree with this wholeheartedly. There’s a distinct lack of self-accountability that’s set in amongst some of the players. Unfortunately, it’s easier to sack the head coach than it is to tear the squad up. But whomever replaces Slot will have a lot of work to do to suss out who has some self-accountability and who does not.

Unsure where to put this but I thought it was poignant, I don’t come from Liverpool, I’m from an old Steel and Pit village in Yorkshire and it is very much the same ethos.

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And he had Balotelli dumped on him.

Re the 6:44 Anfield wrap Video, there are some good points brought to the fore regarding a disconnect between these present group of players, and the match following supporters.

While the watch Dom was wearing got a few mentions, he also states someone was filming the players driving from the training ground in their flash cars and posting it online… and yes it is part of a footballers life for such things. The ironic thing for me, after watching the training ground car show video myself, was that it was Curtis Jones (one of our own), who drove away in the most expensive, and flashy car amongst the rest - a £450k customised Shadow Rolls Royce…!!!

I mean, okaaaaay… but it will be things like this that will niggle some fans, then it just becomes another cross for the player to carry when their form goes to shit..!

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