Kids don’t have the breadth of life experience and reading to get many of the best jokes, concepts and searing cynicism, hi Sam. A working knowledge of Shakespeare, Tolkien, Greek mythology and and and isn’t vital but it makes it a whole lot funnier.
“Do not peddle in the affairs of wizzzards” is probably the best gag on the disc.
It really, really isn’t. Dehydration, low pressure, lower oxygen, breathing the same air as 300 people, time changes, mither, lack of room etc etc etc. 1st class is better but it’s still worse than a night in a Travel Inn and that’s basically camping under slates.
When are we likely to hear about van Dyke’s potential extended suspension? If this is typical for the FA they will probably announce it with less than 24 hours before a game or time it to mess us about the the max.
An hour before KO 
Think I read that he has till tomorrow to file his appeal with FA. Guess we should hear soon after that.
Pretty sure it was last Friday
It’s confirmed that Virg is suspended for this match.
Quite glad that’s settled and out of the way.
So he’s available for the wolves match ? , The one match ban he served is over with him missing Aston Villa. Or is it one additional match ?
He was suspended against Aston Villa on 3 September and will now be unavailable to face Wolves on 16 September.
Could have been much worse for VVD. Hard game this, away against the scrappy, plucky, determined underdogs.
We’ll still smash them. We’ll do it easily, no need to go lupining for the victory.
Ahem.
I dont see an issue with the extra ban, I will however be keeping a vigilant eye on the red cards other teams get. I think it’s impossible for VVD to be the only person who gets an extended ban.
You do know that you will be wasting your time, right?
You are probably correct, unfortunately.
Howls of derision for that one.
Totally forgot there’s no game this week too 
Michael Oliver will take charge of Liverpool’s game at Wolves this weekend. Paul Tierney is the VAR.
At this point, it doesn’t make any difference who we get. We’re going to get screwed wherever possible, no matter who is in charge.
We could do with a quick reference guide for the officials so we know which ones are blind, bent, biased or assault our players.
Looking forward to the Europa League so ee don’t have to put up with this shite every game.