Our players are on the beach/in nightclubs on Ibiza/in a pool in Dubai, whatever they’re doing this match has contractual obligation written all over it. A good time for me to do my first pre match thread.
Will Conor last 90 mins?
Will Chiesa get a run out?
Will Mo break more records?
Will Millie make an appearance?
Will anyone care?
I hope everyone has fun and no one is booed.
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What do I win? 
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It’s quite boring to be champions since such a long time, isn’t it… 
Seriously, I’m hoping for Chiesa to make a start. That would have me interested.
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Smash them, they’re sober.
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You don’t win anything. Too predictable.
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Brighton are going to finish solidly mid-table whatever they do. I’d like to see Bradley get a full 90 minutes.
20:00 on a Monday is an absolute arse for the travelling fans. I quite enjoyed Brighton when I had to stay overnight there, but I can’t imagine there will be much happening on a Monday night.
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Always a gay bar open.
Monday night is usually a student night then again we are in assessment period.
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I remember some guy chatting me up there. Handsome chap, I was quite flattered.
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Are you assessing students or gays?
Or both?
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There is no set period for one.
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So you’ve met Matty Hurst then?
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The English Channel beach boys against the Dubaï beach boys. How exciting…
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Worst. Concert. Ever.
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Bad vibrations 
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Our unbridled love 
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Give him a hug Ifti, he loves those.
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The lads should boil maximum piss by getting off the team coach sporting the Dubai equivalent of a massive Sombrero and a big stuffed donkey under their arms.
Not expecting much here, 2-1 to Brighton is my guess.
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I think we will win or draw. I doubt we will lose. They will give effort for the fans and for the sake of dignity and professionalism, I believe.
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