Why the fuck would you go near Salah in the box
Quelle surprise. One look at the formation or the managers name for the other team would have told you that. Our lack of a repsonse to it is more annoying
Penalty for us
Mo Salah 1-1…
Ahem…shots from anywhere actually
Yessssssss come on…
Whats wrong with this ref how can he give a penalty to us in the prem league tut tut tut
Right let’s get a quick second now
Had to be from a penalty or freekick
Salah scores woohoo
Phew…
Fuck mo hit it straight
Thanks fuck, it’s in
Mo’s penalties are so shit … and they always go in.
Mo, the shittest most successful penalty taker ever.
That was the only way we were going to score tonight
I was waiting for the overly complicated training ground routine fuck up on the pen as well.
Now see these cheap cunts go down and try to win set pieces
WOOHOO. That should calm down some nerves. Maybe not though.
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