A huge gamble, selecting whatās his name, yeh Keita, over Thiago. I hope it doesnāt backfire.
In all seriousness now, I want to know if @cynicaloldgit has done a Boris Johnson and already written 2 post match articles with his finger poised over the post match thread?
There may even be three in preparation.
This is serious stuff people.
Iām insulted.
Most obituaries are written pre death
Write Madrids now
Itās my birthday today. I trust all concerned will be doing the right thing and making it a very special evening. Iāve had to turn down my annual birthday ātreatā for this.
Is it because four articles have already been written? And your industry is being underestimated?
Jota is gonna treat you, donāt worry about that!
Perhaps not in the same way thoughā¦
Happy Birthday @Mascot
Itās Alisson who is confusing me. The big masculine Tom Selleck bastard. I feel like one of those cuttlefish that spontaneously change sex if there is too much testosterone about or something.
Or perhaps Boris has done a Cyincialoldgit? 
now which came first - chicken and egg here I feel.
I have a ritual whenever I am nervous before or in the halftime of huge CL games listening to some of my favorite movie soundtracks.
At the moments itās this
https://youtu.be/va1oiojnGrA
Happy birthday mate hope Liverpool make it one you will never forget.
LOVE THIS TUNE! 
(Not a bad movie eitherā¦)
Love this mash-up myself - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8HdOHrc3OQ
You should be. He looks like a partially peeled banana with Down syndrome.
No offense to bananas. Or people with Down syndrome.
Many happy returns.
But the imagination runs wild now, especially as you have the hots for Alissonās tache.
Perhaps when lockdown lifts you can get back to gigging
Very surprised that thereās no Thiago but Keita was brilliant away against Barcelona two years ago so hopefully heāll bring the same magic and avoid getting assaulted again. But itās Real Madrid so chances arenāt greatā¦
Hope we stuff them.
He started well, but soon had to go off, picked up an injury.
But yeah, itās not like Naby didnāt perform for us. This also speaks volumes about the faith of the coaching staff in him. Not every player can earn that sort of trust.
When heās fit and training well, he must be always high in Kloppās mind to play him, compared to any #8 in last years.
He got taken out by two Barcelona players from what I remember. Fucked his back up.
Many happy returns