So fucking slow. Have we not got the memo that we’re better at a faster pace and direct
Commentator summed up the first 15mins.
Pre-season game
Aren’t you glad you’re not paying money to watch this game?
The game is so fucking slow…
I’m sitting at home showing my yellow card to peacock
Well, it’s Saturday. Bacon day. Little bit of a cooked breakfast coming up. If the match doesn’t quicken the pulse, the brekkie might.
So good from jones. Sometimes it’s like he’s playing a different game than his team mates
How’s Isak doing? Has he touched the ball yet?
Once
had a defensive header
This is shit as usual
Shit pass by Mac Allister, he hooks it out of the air over his shoulder glued to his foot and then looks up and see his only passing options are Szoboszlai who is running away and Mac Allister stood frozen 30 yards away forcing a hopeful pass forwards.
Liverpool fans: Fucking hell he always gives the ball away.
yep
A mild press from palace and we are so out of answers that all we have in us is a long punt up the line that goes out for a throw. We don’t know who or what we are
I just can’t see how he fits into the way we play.
amazing again…
They are carving out chances. We are huffing and puffing in comparison. Don’t want to go overboard as it’s only 20 mins in, and a lot can happen. But this is the sort of ponderous play that goes nowhere that will do for Slot. We are not on it, at all.
FIFY
How the flying fuck is that a free kick?
How are we supposed to create chances if we spend most of the time in our own half? What kind of plan is that?