Scraping past Brentford last week.
Losing to a 10 man Liverpool side a month back.
So, Everton have won only one match this season, yet we already know they’re safe because there are three teams who are way worse than them.
Also, my apologies to Paqueta - I laughed hard when I heard how much Man City were willing to pay for him but he’s made me look like a right fool this season. Today’s game against us was probably the best I’ve ever seen him play.
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Yip, Everton safe. Two of the bottom three will never leave relegation zone.
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We all know the bottom three will step up against us.
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By blatantly cheating
Depends on if match thread creator fucks up
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None of them will.
Bookies have us above Arsenal now for winning the league. Took them a few months - cunts.
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Anybody know where we’re at with the PL’s investigation into Cheaty ?
Yes.
Its all ok, they did nothing illegal.
They will get an apology for the inconvenience
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Fucking Hell, the bottom three look cunted already 
Even the ev look half-credible so far. What a fucking mad world.
At that point I will be able to walk away knowing that my love of the team and the sport was always in good faith. Whoever wins this keeps all the marbles.
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Luton and Burnley have a game against each other on hand.
Potentially +3 for one of them and things would look much better.
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I assume of the three the only one who may drag teams like Wolves into it are Burnley.
For the 45 I watched last night they should have beaten Man Utd.
I regret having read this whilst brushing me teeth, shit.
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Here we go, it’s Match of the Day and the Newcastle love in begins.
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Is Shay on the show to actually analyse games or to give Newcastle a rim job? You beat a championship team, woopty me fucking do.
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Why are they so high up the list of featured matches? It’s Sheffield Utd ffs!
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Also Wrighty, it’s Ansu Fati not Ansu “Fatty”
Nketiah should have absolutely seen a red for sliding in so very late on the Spurs keeper. Could have easily broken his ankle. What an idiot Jorginho was! You have easy passes right near you and you try to be overly clever and attempt a behind the leg drag back like you’re playing at schoolboy level 
. Got what you deserved
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