Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

Looks like more than half their team could be out for the match. Even at home they’ll have zero chance, with KDB back, and possibly Haaland.

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With Newcastle and United fully and firmly no longer any concern with regards to the league table, we could do with both of them grabbing a win this weekend.

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They won’t. Best we can hope for is Beheaddie parking the bus and somehow shithousing a draw.

United are nailed on to lose. Again. The cunts.

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Dunno isn’t ETH due a turn the corner draw?

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Been a suprisingly good start in this Luton-Burnley game.

Luton have started well here, if they’re to have even the slightest chance of staying up then a lot will depend on how often Barkley/Townsend turn up.

Question is whether now we switch over to see how Morton and Carvalho are doing.

These bottom of the table relegation games are fantastic. Better than a possession laden big boy v a bus parking battler. Luton deserve a point.

We all know this is getting ruled out don’t we? Player probably does lean into him there, be surprised if this isn’t chalked off.

Ooooooh given :hushed:

Yeah I’m surprised that stood, he made a movement to block the goalkeeper - not like he was just standing his ground.

More VAR controversy. Who would have thought?

Burnley and Luton fans trading the same chant…“you’re going down”

Neither of them are wrong tbh.

Could have done with Luton winning this, purely to fuck the bitters over.

Where was this Fulham on Wednesday night, can barely string three passes together.

This looks a Fulham side that played less than 3 days ago, a game which they had to exert a lot of energy to combat the pressure they were under, in any case the stats say they’ve had more possession in this game than they did at Anfield.

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Hope this is the Chelsea we play against in two weeks.

I think Chelsea need some Viagra. Seriously lacking penetration where it matters.

Maybe check for red?

If curtis got a red when his leg bounced off the ball, this should be too

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Very lucky to get away with not seeing a red there, an inch or 2 higher and he’s off.