Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

[Bekloppt]

Wtf?!

[Wilkored08]

There’s one of those torture chambers in York…

[Semmy]

[PeachesEnRegalia]

@Red_Submarine

A doctor took a soldering iron to me when I was 17. I was lying there with a numb willy seeing little plumes of smoke twist up into the air and smelling my own willy flesh burning. I never left the house without a johnny ever again.
EDIT: If you’re just waking up, enjoy your breakfast

[Quicksand]

@Red_Submarine

A doctor took a soldering iron to me when I was 17. I was lying there with a numb willy seeing little plumes of smoke twist up into the air and smelling my own willy flesh burning. I never left the house without a johnny ever again.
EDIT: If you’re just waking up, enjoy your breakfast

Bit of news for you…he wasn’t a doctor.

[Quicksand]

Ok
I got a lt of stick regarding goal difference a couple of seasons ago, when we took the foot off the pedal vs the Mancs…

Anyway,
I looked at the run in and now predict:
Liverpool 88 pts
City 88 pts
Arsenal 86 pts

GD just might be the winner

[Limiescouse]

@Quicksand

Anyway,
I looked at the run in and now predict:
Liverpool 88 pts
City 88 pts
Arsenal 86 pts

GD just might be the winner

Ha. I have a tendency to do this. Once we get to 10 or so games left in the run in the compulsion to build out a prediction spread sheet kicks in. But down that path leads to madness (and massive repeated disappointment).

[Quicksand]

I know.
But I still have to do this.

And I know its most likely going to end with disappointment

[Limiescouse]

[GermanRed]

Unfortunately it doesn’t look like we will outscore City.

4 of our 5 senior attackers simply don’t score enough.

Have to reach 89 in my book.
12 wins (including beating City)
2 draws
1 loss

to the any idiot thinking about posting ‚we’re winning all remaining 15 games

[PaulRoJo]

No draws please. Expect we’ll need at least 13 wins (including beating cheaty).

[mattyhurst]

Let’s just win 15 games

[Redbj]

if it helps , you should know your very existence is utterly and irrevocably irrelevant in any and everyway to LFC and football, the very thought that you would have any influence over any result this club has is insulting and laughable…you could do anything legal in your powers and it would not in anyway affect anything…basically you are nothing in the scheme of things…

hope it helps mate…have a great day…

[Bekloppt]

Then again, there’s the butterfly effect…

[PaulRoJo]

@Redbj

it helps , you should know your very existence is utterly and irrevocably irrelevant in any and everyway to LFC and football

Football is for the fans, innit?

[SBYM]

[anon59854308]

At the end of the season if we are tied with Man City on points, gd, and goals scored,

I hope its decided by which team hit the woodwork the most!

Thank God for Nunez…

[Sportbilly1966]

We wished, but we know it will be decided with the biggest brown envelope!

[mattyhurst]

It’s actually a playoff match but god knows when that would actually take place if we were to make both finals

[El-Cuchillero]

What is a Premier League Mornings Fan Fest?

They talk like it’s the party of the decade, but it looks a bit shit.