I feel I can guess what he think a woman is. I’ll pass.
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just a little word play
Watching a little amdram as one does. Walked into the gents at the interval. A very obvious lady at the sink fixing her makup next to the urinals. Just us in there.
“Sorry love, ladies had a queue, don’t mind me”
Was I supposed to argue? Question? Flop out mr happy right next to her? Ended up in a stall….
Thoughts?
You should’ve carried on as normal, she was in the wrong room.
Were you offended?
If not, there’s usually plenty of volunteers to do it on your behalf 
genuinely dont think its worth comment.
this is the problem really, we are so hell bent on ‘getting to the bottom’ of every definition that we start questioning the most simple situations.
what was the interval? 15 minutes?..let her be…
BTW…‘mr happy’?..thats pretty creepy…
no doubt that was his ‘right’
but does he need to exercise it in that situation? what for? to prove a point to who?.. lady was just cleaning herself up, hanging a piss in the stalls is hardly an inconvienience.
Was it really necessary to go in the gents just to check her lipstick? A piss is more important I think.
but both tasks can take place.
or is the most important thing at play here to work out which person is ‘right’
of course she is wrong…of course what she is doing is incorrect, but whats the big deal…
Klopptomist can go and hang a piss in the stalls…surely…surely… we are not at the point where this is even worth a second thought.
PS… @Klopptimist i have a sneaking suspician that if you extended your story it would end with ‘and then everyone agreed with me and cheered’
Why would you be getting your cock out next to her? Are you weeing in the sink?
I’ve had plenty of wee’s in men’s toilets when women have been in there. It’s a fairly common occurrence in nightclubs, from memory. No-one can see your cock at a urinal unless they really want to, and are very obvious about it.
I’ve had far more issue with insecure dickhead men in Urinals who come and stand right next to you when there is a whole wall of urinals to choose from, and make a proper song and dance of getting their tackle out, huffing and puffing, and then having to lean against the wall in a show of mock exhaustion at the battle they have just endured, as if they’ve been wrestling a python out of their kegs.
And here’s me thinking all this time that we’ve never met.
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I did it once. Just let it go will ya? 
I call bullshit on that😂
The issue here is really the non issue of a the sanctity of gendered toilet spaces. What on Earth are we going to do if a man goes into a women’s toilet.
Again, I go back to first principles on this. It isn’t worth worrying about in the slightest.
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No make sexual predator is going to not rape someone because they are prohibited from entering a female toilet. They are already choosing to transgress the law in one of the most horrible ways, as if a tiny law about toilets is going to stop them. I think I’ve shared before that I knew someone at Uni who was attacked in a female toilet by a man. Allowing trans women into female toilets make women no less safe.
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It isn’t reasonable to stop trans women using the toilets they want to use because women aren’t safe from men. We don’t have a habit of restricting the freedoms of people because of completely different lawbreakers. If we can start making trans women suffer for the crimes of men, why not go the whole hog and electronically tag all men and put them under curfew.
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Finally and most importantly preventing trans women using female toilets is totally impractical and unenforceable. Who is going to check? Anyone up for challenging people going into female toilets and saying ‘Excuse me, you look like a man. Can I check you haven’t got a cock and balls’. Good luck with that.
Let’s leave the whole trans women toilets thing. It’s gets us absolutely nowhere.
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Call what you like, sunshine. I don’t need your validation. 
No point making up shit just to get your point across.Your arguments should speak for themselves .
I remember quite a few times I’ve gone into the gents in a nightclub to find a bunch of wankered women, with one of them sat on the sink, skirt hitched up, having a piss.
You just have a laugh with them and get on with your wee.
That’s very confident of you. I’m not making anything up.
If I’d have known at the time that at some point I’d be sharing that story on the internet, and someone I don’t know would accuse me of bullshitting, I’d have filmed it.
I worked every 2nd night for 7 years in one of the biggest clubs in the city,and my job was in the jacks all night,and shit like that is a rarity ,very very rare.