Yes, but can you do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke? 
Thankfully we won’t need to find out 
Cold afternoon in Wolverhampton though…
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That Everton goal was clearly the result of the 'Smash ‘em’ misdemeanor.
We need to cut that sort of thing out before the next game or it could cost us.
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Already sorted by @PeachesEnRegalia this time
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It needs stamping out in my opinion
I concur wholeheartedly with my very good friends @Bekloppt and @Colossal_centre_back here. I took on the mantle of “Smash them. They’re shit.” from Illuvatar, he who became @Draexnael. It is not a role I take lightly, and these philanderers and interlopers who think they can come in and simply post the immortal phrase without so much as a “by your leave” are gravely mistaken.
The natural order must be restored, and it’s up to the like of @Mascot to ensure that balance is maintained.
Or not, I don’t give a fuck.
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How about… Smash them they’re Really Shit then…? Just asking
Why are you doing this? Why are you attempting to fuck with a (usually) winning formula? The words are the words. they need no modification. Your insolence is reflective of times past, when we were not the feared outfit we are today. Absolve yourself by watching the 4-0 win over Barca at Anfield 3 times in succession.
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Incidentally, in case anyone is thinking it’s really bad form for me to be bragging about my amazing match-thread starting midas touch and that pride comes before a fall etc…the bragging is part of the routine. I wouldn’t do it otherwise. Just like I don’t like to talk about how handsome I am. And I am.
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What about ‘You’ll Never Really Walk Alone’?
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Mysticism aside, you had a really nice pre match write up 
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@Kopstar right now….
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@Kopstar well done but please don’t waste your bullets on the Milan game.
Think @Iftikhar opened the Porto thread. Let him open it for the last group match.
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New thread title; Should German Red be taken off deciding who opens match threads?
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We have good squad now to compete in all fronts. @Iftikhar has stepped in nicely allowing @Kopstar to get some rest in between. TAN has managed these last games very professionally must say
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Ifti put in a good performance with a second string team and showed a lot of character after going one down.
Not sure if he’s ready to open PL games yet, but he’s certainly a good option in case Kopstar’s head gets too big.
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Can I nominate myself for 93rd minute time wasting duties?
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Hurry up @Kopstar before someone else chances fate.
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