Why does Chelsea feel like a massive money laundering scheme?
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another Bosman? wow.
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No fucking way. This isn’t real. Is it?
Yes, I think so … or at least the player does exist…
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I mean…a name is a name, is a name. But, I’m saying, if we were writing a script for a silly comedy…like really silly…we wouldn’t name one of our characters Jizz Hornkamp.
But I love it, and will do my best to get him for my fantasy team.
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Bollocks
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Or we have a player in mind around the 18/19 year mark who plays box to box midfielder…
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I wonder how many fans will be getting Jizz on the back of their shirts this season?
Agustin Marchesin from Porto to Celta for £900k.
Elias Manoel from Gremio to New York RB on loan.
Jeremie Bela from Birmingham to Clermont on a free.
Chidozie Awaziem from Boavista to Hajduk Split on loan.
Fredrik Midtsjo from AZ to Galatasaray for £3.1m.
Grigoris Kastanos from Juventus to Salernitana for £270k.
Luca Pfeiffer from Midtjylland to Stuttgart for £2.5m.
Victor Boniface from Bodo/Glimt to Union SG for £1.8m.
Simon Olsson from Elfsborg to Heerenveen for £1.1m.
Yangel Herrera from City to Girona on loan.
Nais Djouahra from Sociedad to Rijeka for £680k.
Arthur Masuaku from West Ham to Besiktas on loan.
Ezgjan Alioski from Al-Ahli to Fenerbahce on loan.
Viktor Kovalenko from Atalanta to Spezia on loan.
Charles De Ketelaere from Club Brugge to Milan for £28.8m, Brugge’s club record sale.
Andi Zeqiri from Brighton to Basel on loan.
Marcelino Nunez from Universidad Catolica to Norwich for £3.5m.
Gabriel Slonina from Chicago to Chelsea for £8.1m, but will remain on loan at Chicago.
Bernd Leno from Arsenal to Fulham for £3.2m.
Carl Jenkinson from Forest to Newcastle Jets on a free.
Mohamed Daramy from Ajax to Copenhagen on loan.
Mattia Viti from Empoli to Nice for £11.7m.
Sergio Camello from Atletico Madrid to Rayo Vallecano on loan.
Folarin Balogun from Arsenal to Reims on loan.
Stanley Nsoki from Club Brugge to Hoffenheim for £10.8m.
Charlie Patino from Arsenal to Blackpool on loan.
James McAtee from City to Sheffield United on loan.
Eduardo Quaresma from Sporting Lisbon to Hoffenheim on loan.
Jonas Toro from Sao Paulo to Panathinaikos on a free.
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Alex Telles from United to Sevilla on loan.
So Marc Cucurella went from Barca to Getafe for £10m in 2020. Then from Getafe to Brighton for £16m in 2021. And now he’s going to Chelsea for £52.5m in 2022.
And Barcelona are pursuing Marcos Alonso from Chelsea to play in the same position Cucurella does?
Are these guys fucking insane or what.
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Stupid. They are stupid.
What gets me is why did City sell Zinchenko to Arsenal before confirming his replacement?
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They did the same with Torres last season. It’s possibly just a reflexive adherence to Pep’s policy of not wanting to keep players who are not 100% on board. It could be that plans are more developed than we know of for landing his replacement and they simply don’t need to move THAT quickly to finalize the deal for a replacement of a role player. But it could also be a bit of arrogance. Not just of their ability to land whomever they want, but also of their ability to deal with whatever outgoings they authorize. They just about got away without bringing in a replacement for Torres and rather than treating that as an isolated situation they might be using it as validation of Pep’s philosophy. Fingers crossed they genuinely have got it wrong and find themselves scrambling to replace a player they absolutely need to replace
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