The Cricket Thread (Part 2)

Stokesy, thanks for all you’ve done for English cricket. Now please enjoy playing for Durham but for God’s sake when you’re out on the lash leave the other lads be. You seem like a magnet for trouble and all the other lads get dragged into this chaotic energy of yours.

Really do think his drinking problem has gotten worse with age.

Nothing wrong with enjoying a pint or two but it’s a classic sign of a binge drinker this one.

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And I know a lot more about binge drinking than quite a lot of people here. With my ongoing struggles against that.

He’s at a time where he can choose to not drink for 30 out of 31 days in a month. But the one time he does drink , hes got no self control

All I can say is that I prefer complete solitude when i do decide to drink. And that’s something that stokes needs to think about as well.

Dan Lawrence is not a test player. I see it. Why on earth pick him.

I see England has reverted back to type.

Feel like Smith needs a couple of big scores, otherwise Cox at the other end will keep his place in the team and Bethell comes back in when England tour SA.

How come Bethell gets to walk straight in? He hasn’t proved himself yet

Because management have a raging hard on for him and it’s inevitable.

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ohh Gus! That half century was there for the taking mate! Still, I suppose a useful score. But I suspect it’s gonna be much easier to to bat today given that there’s no cloud cover or any sort of overcast conditions.

Not if you have to face Archer.

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https://www.cricinfo.com/story/eng-vs-pak-pcb-complains-to-sky-over-interview-with-imran-khan-s-sons-1551932

wow. Soft cocks.

wow the whole England pace bowling unit but especially Jofra were on the warpath today!

he should’ve been a forever hero for what he did for his country as far as cricket is concerned

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England that skint at opening batting that we have to consistently pick Ben Duckett? It’s just embarrassing how he just got out

One of the greatest all rounders of all time. I really don’t give a fuck about the charges he faces , in Pakistan with the army ruling the roost , most of the charges would anyway be trumped up.

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100%. it’s because the charges are prompt up that the Pakistani so-called authorities are so sensitive to any sort of criticism.

Best bit is the keeper laughing at the end about how shit they all are

https://x.com/thatssovillage/status/2093654885031870975?s=61&t=VxX1vHU3NOwwNhlbyICG-g

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Madness striking Pakistani cricket once more

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Nothing about Pakistan cricket surprises me anymore.

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